Howmanheyman 33852 Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: The other night I thought I’d discovered a fetish for taste, touch, smell, sight and sound. Then I came to my senses. I came into some money this week. I spunked up in wor lasses purse. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43079 Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 Sterling effort mate. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22160 Posted June 3, 2023 Author Share Posted June 3, 2023 Talk about a money shot 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10971 Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22160 Posted June 8, 2023 Author Share Posted June 8, 2023 I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43079 Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 Are you taking the sip? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11584 Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 13 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardi 204 Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 In the latest business news it has been revealed that Crufts are in severe financial difficulty. A spokesman for the organisation said it has got so bad they may have to call in the official Retriever. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 What's the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral makes your day, Anal makes your hole weak! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11584 Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Craig said: What's the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral makes your day, Anal makes your hole weak! 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22160 Posted June 16, 2023 Author Share Posted June 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Craig said: What's the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral makes your day, Anal makes your hole weak! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43079 Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 3 hours ago, Craig said: What's the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral makes your day, Anal makes your hole weak! It’s a matter of taste. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22160 Posted June 20, 2023 Author Share Posted June 20, 2023 True fact: before the crowbar was invented... most crows drank at home. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43079 Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 Airport security stopped me as I was about to board a flight and said ” I’m sorry sir, you can’t take that crow on board with you.” I said “ It’s fine, it’s my carrion crow”. Get fucked. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11584 Posted June 21, 2023 Share Posted June 21, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22160 Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 My wife just left me. She says life revolves around football and she's sick of it. I'm quite upset. We were together for 7 seasons 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11546 Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43079 Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 My wife said she's leaving me because I keep making silly puns about her dark yellow oven glove. However, I wasn't expecting to wake up this morning and find her gone, I mustard mitt. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22160 Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 Oooof 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3974 Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: My wife said she's leaving me because I keep making silly puns about her dark yellow oven glove. However, I wasn't expecting to wake up this morning and find her gone, I mustard mitt. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11584 Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 9 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: My wife said she's leaving me because I keep making silly puns about her dark yellow oven glove. However, I wasn't expecting to wake up this morning and find her gone, I mustard mitt. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33852 Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43079 Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 “I love you honey pie”, Mrs F said earlier. “And I love you tons”, I replied. “What, no nickname for me?” She asked. I swear she’s going deaf. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11584 Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: “I love you honey pie”, Mrs F said earlier. “And I love you tons”, I replied. “What, no nickname for me?” She asked. I swear she’s going deaf. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33852 Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: “I love you honey pie”, Mrs F said earlier. “And I love you tons”, I replied. “What, no nickname for me?” She asked. I swear she’s going deaf. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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