Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 A blonde is driving through Florida to Disneyland. As she approaches the freeway exit she sees a sign "Disneyland Left" Devastated,she heads home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2651 Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 A blonde is driving through Florida to Disneyland. As she approaches the freeway exit she sees a sign "Disneyland Left" Devastated,she heads home. The Florida park is Disney World, the cheap French knock off is Disneyland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 A blonde is driving through Florida to Disneyland. As she approaches the freeway exit she sees a sign "Disneyland Left" Devastated,she heads home. The Florida park is Disney World, the cheap French knock off is Disneyland Had a blonde moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 A blonde is driving through Florida to Disneyland. As she approaches the freeway exit she sees a sign "Disneyland Left" Devastated,she heads home. The Florida park is Disney World, the cheap French knock off is Disneyland The original Disneyland is in California. Save the pedantry to the experts, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2651 Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 A blonde is driving through Florida to Disneyland. As she approaches the freeway exit she sees a sign "Disneyland Left" Devastated,she heads home. The Florida park is Disney World, the cheap French knock off is Disneyland The original Disneyland is in California. Save the pedantry to the experts, eh? He clearly mentions Florida, so my point's still valid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 A blonde is driving through Florida to Disneyland. As she approaches the freeway exit she sees a sign "Disneyland Left" Devastated,she heads home. The Florida park is Disney World, the cheap French knock off is Disneyland The original Disneyland is in California. Save the pedantry to the experts, eh? He clearly mentions Florida, so my point's still valid. I know I just think you missed a trick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 It was lousy joke, the pedantry has only diminished it further. And anyway, to turn off the freeway in the States you have to exit right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 (edited) Went to Bulemics Anonymous this evening. It was heaving. Edit; pick holes in that pedants! Edited June 25, 2011 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Scientists have crossed a male chicken with an onion.... finally a white cock that brings tears to woman's eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33182 Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Scientists have crossed a male chicken with an onion.... finally a white cock that brings tears to woman's eyes! Toonraider's frustrations coming out in the wash, there, like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Opened the fridge to make a salad just now, and I swear I could hear the Bee Gees singing in there … … it was just some Chive Talking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Went to Bulemics Anonymous this evening. It was heaving. Edit; pick holes in that pedants! It's bulimic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 A blonde is driving through Florida to Disneyland. As she approaches the freeway exit she sees a sign "Disneyland Left" Devastated,she heads home. Reminded me of *coughs to clear throat, deep breath* What's the difference between Walt Disney and Bing Crosby . Bing sings and Walt Disne' . . i'm outta here shit-sniffers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Scientists have crossed a male chicken with an onion.... finally a white cock that brings tears to woman's eyes! Toonraider's frustrations coming out in the wash, there, like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 At a cashpoint yesterday, a little old lady asked me to check her balance. Not being one to disappoint, I pushed the old dear over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33182 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 What's the difference between a womans nipple and a cock? Elton John's Baby doesn't know either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted June 28, 2011 Author Share Posted June 28, 2011 What's the difference between a womans nipple and a cock? Elton John's Baby doesn't know either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Paddy and Murphy are watching a Great Dane giving its balls a right good licking when Paddy turns to Murphy and says "I wish I could do that" Murphy replies "well if I were you I'd give it a stroke first as it looks a right vicious bastard" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I saw a disabled man who had fell from his wheelchair lying in the road today. At first I was going to help him, but I just stepped over him instead. "How can you just walk away from me like that?" he shouted in disbelief. "My legs work!" I replied, and carried on jauntily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 3 men with speech impediments are in therapy. Therapist is blonde, tall, racked and fit. She says "if you can tell me where you live without stuttering, I'll suck you off" The first stammers BBBBBiBirmingham, 2nd one goes "Mamamamamaaaaanchester". The 3rd, a paddy stands up, composes himself and says "London". She gets his tackle out and gives him the best BJ of his life, as he blows his load he sighs "dududududdery" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Death Star Commander: "I don't own that George Michael record". Darth Vader: "I find your lack of Faith disturbing..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 I asked my mate, when is it okay to have sex with girls? He said its legal once they leave school. Apparently 3.30 isnt what he meant........! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Death Star Commander: "I don't own that George Michael record".Darth Vader: "I find your lack of Faith disturbing..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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