Dr Gloom 22185 Posted November 18, 2022 Author Share Posted November 18, 2022 9 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said: Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because its the scenter. That's the first joke I ever remember, it was in the Beano annual for 1966. Still makes me laugh what did the ear hear? only the nose knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33916 Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 23 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: ok, how about this? How do you have a party in space? You planet 5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: what did the ear hear? only the nose knows 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 A French cheese factory has exploded this afternoon. Reports say no fatalities, but there’s de Brie everywhere. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 Mrs Fist has started bathing in milk- I said “ I hope it’s pasteurised “ She said, ” Nah, its just up to my growler.” Giddup! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33916 Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Mrs Fist has started bathing in milk- I said “ I hope it’s pasteurised “ She said, ” Nah, its just up to my growler.” Giddup! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted November 18, 2022 Author Share Posted November 18, 2022 4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Mrs Fist has started bathing in milk- I said “ I hope it’s pasteurised “ She said, ” Nah, its just up to my growler.” Giddup! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11597 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 8 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Mrs Fist has started bathing in milk- I said “ I hope it’s pasteurised “ She said, ” Nah, its just up to my growler.” Giddup! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted November 19, 2022 Author Share Posted November 19, 2022 My wife says I’m addicted to auctions but she’s wrong. I actually stopped after going once… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22008 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 18/11/2022 at 17:27, Monkeys Fist said: Mrs Fist has started bathing in milk- I said “ I hope it’s pasteurised “ She said, ” Nah, its just up to my growler.” Giddup! "Is it pasteurised?" Scans better mate imo. I'll try it out at work on Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3403 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 18/11/2022 at 17:27, Monkeys Fist said: Mrs Fist has started bathing in milk- I said “ I hope it’s pasteurised “ She said, ” Nah, its just up to my growler.” Giddup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3982 Posted November 20, 2022 Share Posted November 20, 2022 Just a reminder for some forum users 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11597 Posted November 20, 2022 Share Posted November 20, 2022 MF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted November 20, 2022 Share Posted November 20, 2022 Mrs. Fist kept me awake last night as she was constantly muttering shit like “ I was born in 1892 in Bloemfontein, I wrote the Hobbit…” She was Tolkien in her sleep again. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11572 Posted November 20, 2022 Share Posted November 20, 2022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11597 Posted November 21, 2022 Share Posted November 21, 2022 16 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Just a reminder for some forum users 15 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Mrs. Fist kept me awake last night as she was constantly muttering shit like “ I was born in 1892 in Bloemfontein, I wrote the Hobbit…” She was Tolkien in her sleep again. I refer my honourable friend to the previous post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted November 21, 2022 Author Share Posted November 21, 2022 23 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Just a reminder for some forum users did you not even like the joke i posted recently about my weak spine? you might have missed it. i must have posted it at least a few days ago. it was about a weak back. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted November 21, 2022 Share Posted November 21, 2022 I’m thinking of having my spine removed, tbh. It’s only holding me back. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted November 22, 2022 Author Share Posted November 22, 2022 My wife gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine. So I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she’s sangria than ever. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 We were driving through the Alps last summer and I had to get Mrs.F. to take over driving as I was laughing so much. She said, “ Why are you laughing at mountains?” I said “ They’re not just mountains, they’re hill areas.” 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10972 Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 Lol-ed at the gif, not the 'joke'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted November 22, 2022 Author Share Posted November 22, 2022 i lol'd at the joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 27 minutes ago, The Fish said: Lol-ed at the gif, not the 'joke'. Peak humour, I thought? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10972 Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: Peak humour, I thought? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, The Fish said: If you’ve got summit to say…? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15737 Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: If you’ve got summit to say…? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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