RobinRobin 11597 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 14 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Miguel the Mysterious, Mexican magician extraordinare, is on stage and announces he will vanish on stage, on the count of three. Unos… Dos… then poof, he’s gone. Vanished without a tres. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11597 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 What's worse than a box full of venomous snakes? A box which should be full of venomous snakes. 🙂 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33916 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 1 hour ago, RobinRobin said: What's worse than a box full of venomous snakes? A box which should be full of venomous snakes. 🙂 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11572 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Miguel the Mysterious, Mexican magician extraordinare, is on stage and announces he will vanish on stage, on the count of three. Unos… Dos… then poof, he’s gone. Vanished without a tres. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted November 9, 2022 Author Share Posted November 9, 2022 I was so bored sitting at home that I memorised six pages of the dictionary I learnt next to nothing 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 A Boldon mother gets into the back of a taxi with her young son and daughter The boy has a large “1” on his shirt, while the girl has a large “3” on hers. The driver pulls his pants up, turns around and asks: “where to?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted November 9, 2022 Author Share Posted November 9, 2022 Just now, Monkeys Fist said: A Boldon mother gets into the back of a taxi with her young son and daughter The boy has a large “1” on his shirt, while the girl has a large “3” on hers. The driver pulls his pants up, turns around and asks: “where to?” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11597 Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 13 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4851 Posted November 15, 2022 Share Posted November 15, 2022 Saw this and thought of @Dr Gloom "I used to run a dating site for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20798 Posted November 15, 2022 Share Posted November 15, 2022 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted November 15, 2022 Author Share Posted November 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said: Saw this and thought of @Dr Gloom "I used to run a dating site for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 Told the Mrs. I’d pay for her breast implants but only if they were made of solid oak. She said- “ Oooh, no, that’d be uncomfortable and weird” I said, “ Aye, wouldn’t it. “ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31225 Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RobinRobin 11597 Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 7 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Told the Mrs. I’d pay for her breast implants but only if they were made of solid oak. She said- “ Oooh, no, that’d be uncomfortable and weird” I said, “ Aye, wouldn’t it. “ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11572 Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33916 Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11572 Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 I've decided to become a ventriloquist. I've got all the gear. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 Terrigle. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr Gloom 22185 Posted November 18, 2022 Author Share Posted November 18, 2022 My wife asked if I wanted to start doing yoga with her. I said that puts me in an awkward position. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr Gloom 22185 Posted November 18, 2022 Author Share Posted November 18, 2022 ok, how about this? How do you have a party in space? You planet 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4153 Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because its the scenter. That's the first joke I ever remember, it was in the Beano annual for 1966. Still makes me laugh 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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