Monkeys Fist 42397 Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 How did the non-binary serial killer dispatch their victims? They slash Them. * brought to you by Fist Jnr. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21914 Posted October 28, 2022 Author Share Posted October 28, 2022 Saw a man standing on one leg at an ATM. Confused, I asked him what he was doing... He said: “Just checking my balance.” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42397 Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 Sounds like he was a bit of a pushover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Saw a man standing on one leg at an ATM. Confused, I asked him what he was doing... He said: “Just checking my balance.” 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11262 Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Sounds like he was a bit of a pushover. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2651 Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 I know this is the wrong thread but does anyone want to buy some Sooty and Sweep glove puppets? They're in immaculate condition, nothing wrong with them at all, I..... ...just want them off my hands. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11262 Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 See MF. That's how it's done 😉 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21914 Posted October 31, 2022 Author Share Posted October 31, 2022 I found out my wife is really a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11262 Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said: I found out my wife is really a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42397 Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 5 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: I found out my wife is really a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door. Aye, me too 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33157 Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 14 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Aye, me too 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21914 Posted November 1, 2022 Author Share Posted November 1, 2022 I think my calendar is trying to kill me. My days are numbered 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42397 Posted November 1, 2022 Share Posted November 1, 2022 Lost my job at the keyboard factory yesterday-I wasn’t putting in enough shifts, apparently 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21914 Posted November 1, 2022 Author Share Posted November 1, 2022 My kind of dad joke 🤣 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42397 Posted November 1, 2022 Share Posted November 1, 2022 36 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: My kind of dad joke 🤣 Not on previous evidence 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21914 Posted November 1, 2022 Author Share Posted November 1, 2022 13 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Not on previous evidence 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21914 Posted November 4, 2022 Author Share Posted November 4, 2022 On Monday we start Diarrhoea Awareness Week. Runs until Friday 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42397 Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 20 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: On Monday we start Diarrhoea Awareness Week. Runs until Friday 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42397 Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Just finished my first self-build house, but the builder hadn’t charged me for the roofing. He said, “ It’s on the house “ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42397 Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 A goat, a wrestler, and a snake fell off a cliff… Baa doom ssss… 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11262 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: You can talk! Sorry, GIF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33157 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 10 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Just finished my first self-build house, but the builder hadn’t charged me for the roofing. He said, “ It’s on the house “ 9 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: A goat, a wrestler, and a snake fell off a cliff… Baa doom ssss… "For you ze jokes are over." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20127 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 Went into Currys yesterday, a bloke come up to me and asked me if he could help me. I said 'aye pal, I want someone to sell me a kettle' 'Kenwood' 'Great, where's he then?' 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42397 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Went into Currys yesterday, a bloke come up to me and asked me if he could help me. I said 'aye pal, I want someone to sell me a kettle' 'Kenwood' 'Great, where's he then?' Wahey! What do you call a Chinese lady with a Kenwood chef on her head? Blenda. *sorry Noelie 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42397 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 Miguel the Mysterious, Mexican magician extraordinare, is on stage and announces he will vanish on stage, on the count of three. Unos… Dos… then poof, he’s gone. Vanished without a tres. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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