Holden McGroin 6775 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 (edited) Whats 4 inches long and goes in one direction? Louis Walsh's cock He is going to have a massive dong in a few days. Edited December 17, 2010 by Holden McGroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Whats 4 inches long and goes in one direction? Louis Walsh's cock He is going to have a massive dong in a few days. Reminds me of the old 'Jeremy Beadle has a massive cock, but then on the other hand it isn't very big'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Whats 4 inches long and goes in one direction? Louis Walsh's cock He is going to have a massive dong in a few days. Reminds me of the old 'Jeremy Beadle has a massive cock, but then on the other hand it isn't very big'. The wanking claw! That and i heard somebody use, "I'm sweating like Jeremy Beadle in a glove shop!" once as a variation on the usual expressions for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Whats 4 inches long and goes in one direction? Louis Walsh's cock He is going to have a massive dong in a few days. Reminds me of the old 'Jeremy Beadle has a massive cock, but then on the other hand it isn't very big'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCOREBOARD1 0 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Whats black and blue and dosn't like sex??????????????????? The 10 year old locked in my cupboard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 During this festive season don't forget to take time to mention those three special words to your loved ones. Im off out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 I was sent this in a text earlier today: A G N B I think it's bang out of order to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 I was sent this in a text earlier today: A G N B I think it's bang out of order to be honest. Love that one, if you dont mind I'm going to steal it for FB as my mate is always posting her jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 It's the Premature Ejaculation Society christmas party tonight. No dress-code, just come in your pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43023 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Apparently Harvey Price won't reveal his favourite bit of Blue Peter. Picky black spastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10962 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Apparently Harvey Price won't reveal his favourite bit of Blue Peter. Picky black spastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Apparently Harvey Price won't reveal his favourite bit of Blue Peter. Picky black spastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 What's the difference between a bride and groom? I don't bride kids ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43023 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 What's worse than finding a pube in your soup? The Holocaust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 My racing snail wasn't winning races anymore, so I decided to remove his shell to make him more aerodynamic. It didn't work. If anything it made him more sluggish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43023 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 My racing snail wasn't winning races anymore, so I decided to remove his shell to make him more aerodynamic. It didn't work. If anything it made him more sluggish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33784 Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 One day, the beautiful, but dim, Lady Muck knocked on the Vicarage door. "Hello Lady Muck", said the sly old Vicar, "What can I do for you, today?" "Well, Vicar, I just had a builder round my house and I called him a Fucking Bastard!" "My goodness, Lady Muck! Whatever did the chap do to induce you to utter such ungodly foul language?", Said the Vicar. "Well, Vicar, I made him a cup of tea and also a cucumber sandwich and as I gave him them he started to fondle my breasts!" The horny old Vicar spotted his chance to take advantage of the beautiful but dippy toff. "Hmmnnn......Do you mean like this", he said as he groped the Lady's jubblies. "Yes Vicar! It was exactly like that!" "No, Lady Muck, I'm afraid I can't condone such obscene and filthy language, did he, errm, did he do anything else?" He asked with a gleam in his eye. "Yes Vicar! He pulled my dress up, pulled my knickers down and started to give me one from behind!" Bingo! Thought the sly, horny old Vicar as a smile slowly crept over his face. "Do you mean like this?" Said the Vicar as he lifted up the dippy toffs dress and pullled down her knickers and started to have sex from behind with the Lady. "Yes Vicar! It was exactly like that" She said as she turned her head to look at the now panting old Goat. "No Lady Muck, I'm....errr......afraid I still can't.....(pant).....can't condone such.....(pant)......such frightful language", he replied. Sensing his impending climax the dirty Vicar asked Lady Muck, "Did he, err.....(pant).....did he do anything......(groan)......else......My beautiful Lady?" "Yes Vicar", She replied, "He told me he had acute Herpes and full blown Gonorrhea" The Vicar replied; "THE FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 BBC NEWS: French Chef commits suicide after critics attack. After further investigation, it turns out he simply lost the huile d'olive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 BBC NEWS: French Chef commits suicide after critics attack.After further investigation, it turns out he simply lost the huile d'olive. terrible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 A pedophile walks into a nursery. Buys a plant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43023 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 BBC NEWS: French Chef commits suicide after critics attack.After further investigation, it turns out he simply lost the huile d'olive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43023 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 My dyslexic friend reckons Gillette is the best thing since sliced beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2705 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 I was in bed with my new girlfriend last night, and she said I'd got the biggest willy she'd ever laid her hands on... I said, you're pulling my leg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 I was in bed with my new girlfriend last night, and she said I'd got the biggest willy she'd ever laid her hands on... I said, you're pulling my leg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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