Rayvin 5355 Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Sigh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43232 Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Took her a while to get used to it, mind. We met in 1996 and she once asked me to stop singing a song by Oasis as we were out shopping. I said "Maybe". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4001 Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 (edited) Was Gary Delaney on where Fist lives last night Edited November 13, 2016 by Kevin Carr's Gloves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31237 Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 Are you trying to imply that Fist didn't write all these jokes himself? Serious allegations indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22203 Posted November 19, 2016 Author Share Posted November 19, 2016 A racist, a sexist, a mysogonist, and a bigot walk in to a bar. Oh, wait, it wasn't a bar, it was the White House. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33969 Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 A Muslim, a Jew and a Roman Catholic walk into a bar, the barman says, "What a fantastic example of a harmonious, multi cultural society." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 A rooster struts in to KFC & asks for 2 chicken legs left open Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Q. What do you call a box of fanny's ? A. Clitoris Allsorts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22203 Posted November 20, 2016 Author Share Posted November 20, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43232 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 A Roman walks in to a bar, holds up two fingers and says " Five beers please". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 3128 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 3128 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Any joke that confuses CT is a good joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31237 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonasjuice 0 Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 RIP? He's having a whale of a time down Ipswich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31237 Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Britain's Got Talent is really scraping the barrel this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22203 Posted November 21, 2016 Author Share Posted November 21, 2016 uncanny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Dear football sex enquiry,During the early 80's I was a youth footballer under the Coach of Barry Bennell. During that time he never once touched me, put his arm around me, fondled me nor looked at me in the showers. I believe he is totally innocent. Yours sincerely, Peter Beardsley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20924 Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 Bought our lass a false leg for Christmas, its not her main present though...............just a stocking filler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43232 Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 Here's the Christmas Alphabet. ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Noel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 90 Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Here's the Christmas Alphabet. ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Noel. one from last year's crackers then? sigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2991 Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Why do they have barcodes on the returning Swedish fleet? So they can Scandinavian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Good Lord, that's awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5355 Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 That's amazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10978 Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 That's class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35667 Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Classic dad joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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