if you heard a joke today, post it

[Monkeys Fist 44184]

5 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

see who floats!

All of ‘em! 
 

[Toonpack 10800]

On 19/11/2010 at 14:25, LeazesMag said:

just ordered a chinese. The chinese delivery guy turned up at my door and said "£20 please". I smiled and said "can you tell me the name of Jordan's son?" He said "harfey price". I replied "cheers ting tong, here's a tenner now fuck off"

 

Them were the days, Ting Tong 😂

 

(and Harfey Plice surely 🤷‍♂️)

[Dazzler 11177]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

All of ‘em! 
 

[Toonpack 10800]

Little known fact:

 

Koi carp swim in groups of four, if they feel threatened, Koi's A,B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D Koi

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4138]

10 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Little known fact:

 

Koi carp swim in groups of four, if they feel threatened, Koi's A,B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D Koi

[RobinRobin 12046]

34 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Little known fact:

 

Koi carp swim in groups of four, if they feel threatened, Koi's A,B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D Koi

[Gemmill 48204]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

Little known fact:

 

Koi carp swim in groups of four, if they feel threatened, Koi's A,B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D Koi

 

That's interesting, thanks. I wonder how they decide who takes on each role. 

[Monkeys Fist 44184]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

That's interesting, thanks. I wonder how they decide who takes on each role. 

I wondered that too, but when I asked them they started acting a bit koi. 

[Gemmill 48204]

You would expect that from Koi though. 

[Monkeys Fist 44184]

Alreet man! 
 

Stop carping on about it. 

[Toonpack 10800]

14 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

That's interesting, thanks. I wonder how they decide who takes on each role. 

[Tdansmith 3260]

2 hours ago, Toonpack said:

Little known fact:

 

Koi carp swim in groups of four, if they feel threatened, Koi's A,B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D Koi

[Dazzler 11177]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

That's interesting, thanks. I wonder how they decide who takes on each role. 

They sing the one pound fish song and the first one to mess the words up is D.

 

[OTF 7995]

Wandered in here for a chuckle.

 

[Gemmill 48204]

Yeah, you've come to the wrong place. We should really rename this the "interesting facts and serious anecdotes" thread cos that's all I ever find in here. 

[Howmanheyman 35245]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Yeah, you've come to the wrong place. We should really rename this the "interesting facts and serious anecdotes" thread cos that's all I ever find in here. 

 

Nice anecdote.

[aimaad22 4479]

Because certain people are clearly missing the quality content on here I'm going to dig up an old original that was VERY popular in the old office.

 

 

 

It was about one of my assistants who was an absolute moron. Hired a car filled with honey bees and went on a road trip in America because I'd asked for a US-B drive. 

[trophyshy 7169]

[Howmanheyman 35245]

10 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Because certain people are clearly missing the quality content on here I'm going to dig up an old original that was VERY popular in the old office.

 

 

 

It was about one of my assistants who was an absolute moron. Hired a car filled with honey bees and went on a road trip in America because I'd asked for a US-B drive. 

 

[The Fish 11259]

10 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Because certain people are clearly missing the quality content on here I'm going to dig up an old original that was VERY popular in the old office.

 

 

 

It was about one of my assistants who was an absolute moron. Hired a car filled with honey bees and went on a road trip in America because I'd asked for a US-B drive. 

[Dazzler 11177]

11 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Because certain people are clearly missing the quality content on here I'm going to dig up an old original that was VERY popular in the old office.

 

 

 

It was about one of my assistants who was an absolute moron. Hired a car filled with honey bees and went on a road trip in America because I'd asked for a US-B drive. 

[Meenzer 16024]

11 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Because certain people are clearly missing the quality content on here I'm going to dig up an old original that was VERY popular in the old office.

 

 

 

It was about one of my assistants who was an absolute moron. Hired a car filled with honey bees and went on a road trip in America because I'd asked for a US-B drive. 

 

[Sonatine 11801]

11 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Because certain people are clearly missing the quality content on here I'm going to dig up an old original that was VERY popular in the old office.

 

 

 

It was about one of my assistants who was an absolute moron. Hired a car filled with honey bees and went on a road trip in America because I'd asked for a US-B drive. 

[Tdansmith 3260]

11 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Because certain people are clearly missing the quality content on here I'm going to dig up an old original that was VERY popular in the old office.

 

 

 

It was about one of my assistants who was an absolute moron. Hired a car filled with honey bees and went on a road trip in America because I'd asked for a US-B drive. 

[RobinRobin 12046]

12 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Because certain people are clearly missing the quality content on here I'm going to dig up an old original that was VERY popular in the old office.

 

 

 

It was about one of my assistants who was an absolute moron. Hired a car filled with honey bees and went on a road trip in America because I'd asked for a US-B drive.