RobinRobin 11259 Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: /End Meme's Superb Robin, Sue-Perb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted September 16 Share Posted September 16 How do you tell the sex of an ant? Put it in water… If it sinks, it’s girl ant. It it floats it’s… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33129 Posted September 16 Share Posted September 16 Adam Ant? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9386 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 HMS Antares ?? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35062 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 Joyant? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11259 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33129 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 Pliant? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9386 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42379 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 In water? Currant. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33129 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9386 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: In water? Currant. If the water is very cold anti freeze 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 I’m very proud to have finished my seventh marathon, in seven days! .....or "Snickers" as they are now called. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have duck food here?” The bartender says no and the duck leaves. The next day, the same thing happens. The duck wanders in and asks, “Do you have any duck food?” Once again, the nonplussed bartender says no and the duck leaves. On the third day, the duck enters the bar and the bartender asks, “What do you want this time?” The duck asks once more, “Do you have any duck food?” “No!” yells the bartender. “We don’t have any duck food. If you come back and ask me again, I’ll nail your feet to the floor!” The duck leaves and comes back the next day and asks, “Do you have any nails?” The bartender says, “No.” .....The duck then asks, “Do you have any duck food?” 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30559 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 1 hour ago, Tdansmith said: A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have duck food here?” The bartender says no and the duck leaves. The next day, the same thing happens. The duck wanders in and asks, “Do you have any duck food?” Once again, the nonplussed bartender says no and the duck leaves. On the third day, the duck enters the bar and the bartender asks, “What do you want this time?” The duck asks once more, “Do you have any duck food?” “No!” yells the bartender. “We don’t have any duck food. If you come back and ask me again, I’ll nail your feet to the floor!” The duck leaves and comes back the next day and asks, “Do you have any nails?” The bartender says, “No.” .....The duck then asks, “Do you have any duck food?” Anyone with kids under ten must know this song. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9716 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 28 minutes ago, ewerk said: Anyone with kids under ten must know this song. I have a kid under 10 but I’m emotionally distant enough that they’ve never tried to pull this shit on me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42379 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 I’m almost certain I’ll have at least a couple of kids under 10, somewhere. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’m almost certain I’ll have at least a couple of kids under 10, somewhere. Stowed away in your wheel wells? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42379 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 2 minutes ago, Meenzer said: Stowed away in your wheel wells? No idea mate- wherever their foster mothers left them, I suppose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 Somebody born in ‘33 was 45 in ‘78. Is this some sort of record? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 In a recent job interview I was asked how i would perform under pressure? I thought for a moment and said that i didn’t know all the words to that one, but I could have a good bash at Bohemian Rhapsody" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3887 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 29 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: In a recent job interview I was asked how i would perform under pressure? I thought for a moment and said that i didn’t know all the words to that one, but I could have a good bash at Bohemian Rhapsody" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9716 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 On 16/09/2024 at 22:58, Tdansmith said: How do you tell the sex of an ant? Put it in water… If it sinks, it’s girl ant. It it floats it’s… ….a witch and must be burned. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42379 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 1 hour ago, Dazzler said: ….a witch and must be burned. But… Which is witch? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9716 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: But… Which is witch? Put them in water and see who floats! Fuck me, do I have to think of everything? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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