Monkeys Fist 44184 Posted August 31, 2024 Share Posted August 31, 2024 Mate of mine is a maths teacher with a phobia of negative numbers. He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 35245 Posted August 31, 2024 Share Posted August 31, 2024 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44184 Posted August 31, 2024 Share Posted August 31, 2024 A young Orca is swimming with his dad and says ” Where did I come from Dad?” Pa Orca says ” Well son, you came out of my penis and met one of your mother’s eggs, then grew in to you her belly.” Kid O is impressed and says “ Wow, thanks Dad!” Pa says “ You’re whale cum, son, you’re whale cum” 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11801 Posted August 31, 2024 Share Posted August 31, 2024 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Fish 11259 Posted September 2, 2024 Share Posted September 2, 2024 On 31/08/2024 at 14:42, Monkeys Fist said: Mate of mine is a maths teacher with a phobia of negative numbers. He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. I know a teacher with a daft phobia too. He's afraid of escalators so he takes steps to avoid them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44184 Posted September 2, 2024 Share Posted September 2, 2024 Went to get a spade and rake out to do the garden earlier- found a homeless Arab lad in there. “ Who the fuck are you?” says I “ Amin Yashed” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted September 2, 2024 Share Posted September 2, 2024 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Toonpack 10800 Posted September 3, 2024 Share Posted September 3, 2024 (edited) On 31/08/2024 at 19:04, Monkeys Fist said: “ You’re whale cum, son, you’re whale cum” so dad orca was from Glasgow, aye ?? Edited September 3, 2024 by Toonpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted September 6, 2024 Share Posted September 6, 2024 Told my wife I was going to make a car out of spaghetti. She just laughed at me. Should have seen her face when I drove pasta. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Fish 11259 Posted September 6, 2024 Share Posted September 6, 2024 26 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: Told my wife I was going to make a car out of spaghetti. She just laughed at me. Should have seen her face when I drove pasta. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11801 Posted September 6, 2024 Share Posted September 6, 2024 28 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: Told my wife I was going to make a car out of spaghetti. She just laughed at me. Should have seen her face when I drove pasta. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11177 Posted September 6, 2024 Share Posted September 6, 2024 1 hour ago, Tdansmith said: Told my wife I was going to make a car out of spaghetti. She just laughed at me. Should have seen her face when I drove pasta. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12046 Posted September 7, 2024 Share Posted September 7, 2024 13 hours ago, Tdansmith said: Told my wife I was going to make a car out of spaghetti. She just laughed at me. Should have seen her face when I drove pasta. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23015 Posted September 7, 2024 Author Share Posted September 7, 2024 22 hours ago, Tdansmith said: Told my wife I was going to make a car out of spaghetti. She just laughed at me. Should have seen her face when I drove pasta. that reminds me; what do you call a fake noodle? an impasta 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44184 Posted September 7, 2024 Share Posted September 7, 2024 23 hours ago, Tdansmith said: Told my wife I was going to make a car out of spaghetti. She just laughed at me. Should have seen her face when I drove pasta. Reversed in to a lamp post- no serious damage, just a little al dente? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21994 Posted September 7, 2024 Share Posted September 7, 2024 What do you call a Spanish man discharged from hospital? Manuel 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 35245 Posted September 7, 2024 Share Posted September 7, 2024 25 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: What do you call a Spanish man discharged from hospital? Manuel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11801 Posted September 7, 2024 Share Posted September 7, 2024 45 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: What do you call a Spanish man discharged from hospital? Manuel 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11177 Posted September 7, 2024 Share Posted September 7, 2024 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: What do you call a Spanish man discharged from hospital? Manuel 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16024 Posted September 7, 2024 Share Posted September 7, 2024 Well at least Juan person thought it was funny. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11177 Posted September 7, 2024 Share Posted September 7, 2024 1 hour ago, Meenzer said: Well at least Juan person thought it was funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44184 Posted September 7, 2024 Share Posted September 7, 2024 I knew a lad with no feet. Neil. His brother had no shins Tony. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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