Monkeys Fist 43060 Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Mate of mine is a maths teacher with a phobia of negative numbers. He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monkeys Fist 43060 Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 A young Orca is swimming with his dad and says ” Where did I come from Dad?” Pa Orca says ” Well son, you came out of my penis and met one of your mother’s eggs, then grew in to you her belly.” Kid O is impressed and says “ Wow, thanks Dad!” Pa says “ You’re whale cum, son, you’re whale cum” 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Fish 10963 Posted September 2 Share Posted September 2 On 31/08/2024 at 14:42, Monkeys Fist said: Mate of mine is a maths teacher with a phobia of negative numbers. He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. I know a teacher with a daft phobia too. He's afraid of escalators so he takes steps to avoid them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43060 Posted September 2 Share Posted September 2 Went to get a spade and rake out to do the garden earlier- found a homeless Arab lad in there. “ Who the fuck are you?” says I “ Amin Yashed” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Toonpack 9918 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 (edited) On 31/08/2024 at 19:04, Monkeys Fist said: “ You’re whale cum, son, you’re whale cum” so dad orca was from Glasgow, aye ?? Edited September 3 by Toonpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 Told my wife I was going to make a car out of spaghetti. She just laughed at me. Should have seen her face when I drove pasta. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Fish 10963 Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 26 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: Told my wife I was going to make a car out of spaghetti. She just laughed at me. Should have seen her face when I drove pasta. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11542 Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 28 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: Told my wife I was going to make a car out of spaghetti. She just laughed at me. Should have seen her face when I drove pasta. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10366 Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 1 hour ago, Tdansmith said: Told my wife I was going to make a car out of spaghetti. She just laughed at me. Should have seen her face when I drove pasta. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11549 Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 13 hours ago, Tdansmith said: Told my wife I was going to make a car out of spaghetti. She just laughed at me. Should have seen her face when I drove pasta. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22142 Posted September 7 Author Share Posted September 7 22 hours ago, Tdansmith said: Told my wife I was going to make a car out of spaghetti. She just laughed at me. Should have seen her face when I drove pasta. that reminds me; what do you call a fake noodle? an impasta 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43060 Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 23 hours ago, Tdansmith said: Told my wife I was going to make a car out of spaghetti. She just laughed at me. Should have seen her face when I drove pasta. Reversed in to a lamp post- no serious damage, just a little al dente? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20711 Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 What do you call a Spanish man discharged from hospital? Manuel 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33820 Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 25 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: What do you call a Spanish man discharged from hospital? Manuel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11542 Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 45 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: What do you call a Spanish man discharged from hospital? Manuel 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10366 Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: What do you call a Spanish man discharged from hospital? Manuel 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 Well at least Juan person thought it was funny. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10366 Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 1 hour ago, Meenzer said: Well at least Juan person thought it was funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43060 Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 I knew a lad with no feet. Neil. His brother had no shins Tony. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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