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1 minute ago, Tdansmith said:

Just combined some OXO cubes with nitrous oxide in the kitchen.

My wife tells me I’ve made myself a laughing stock.

 

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2 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

Just combined some OXO cubes with nitrous oxide in the kitchen.

My wife tells me I’ve made myself a laughing stock.

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18 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

Just combined some OXO cubes with nitrous oxide in the kitchen.

My wife tells me I’ve made myself a laughing stock.

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2 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

Just combined some OXO cubes with nitrous oxide in the kitchen.

My wife tells me I’ve made myself a laughing stock.

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Ran in to a farmer the other day who was the world’s leading expert in breeding Old Spot Pigs. 
 

 

 

 

He was outstanding in his field 

 

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Ran in to a farmer the other day who was the world’s leading expert in breeding Old Spot Pigs. 
 

 

 

 

He was outstanding in his field 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Ran in to a farmer the other day who was the world’s leading expert in breeding Old Spot Pigs. 
 

 

 

 

He was ewerk. 

 

 

 

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6 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Ran in to a farmer the other day who was the world’s leading expert in breeding Old Spot Pigs. 
 

 

 

 

He was outstanding in his field 

 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I think he's doing fine. 4 is very young to be learning a foreign language. 

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1 hour ago, Tdansmith said:

My 4 year old nephew has been learning Spanish all year and he still can’t say the word please.

Which I think is poor for four.

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13 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

My 4 year old nephew has been learning Spanish all year and he still can’t say the word please.

Which I think is poor for four.

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i had to go to the hospital today. 
 

told the doctor I’d been bitten by a wolf.

 

He asked me “where?”


I said “no, just an ordinary one”

 

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34 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

i had to go to the hospital today. 
 

told the doctor I’d been bitten by a wolf.

 

He asked me “where?”


I said “no, just an ordinary one”

 

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57 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

i had to go to the hospital today. 
 

told the doctor I’d been bitten by a wolf.

 

He asked me “where?”


I said “no, just an ordinary one”

 

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On 19/08/2024 at 14:43, Gemmill said:

I think he's doing fine. 4 is very young to be learning a foreign language. 

Not if you’re foreign it’s not. 
Makes you think 

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