if you heard a joke today, post it

[RobinRobin 12046]

[Tdansmith 3260]

Just combined some OXO cubes with nitrous oxide in the kitchen.

My wife tells me I’ve made myself a laughing stock.

[Howmanheyman 35245]

1 minute ago, Tdansmith said:

Just combined some OXO cubes with nitrous oxide in the kitchen.

My wife tells me I’ve made myself a laughing stock.

 

[The Fish 11259]

2 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

Just combined some OXO cubes with nitrous oxide in the kitchen.

My wife tells me I’ve made myself a laughing stock.

[RobinRobin 12046]

18 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

Just combined some OXO cubes with nitrous oxide in the kitchen.

My wife tells me I’ve made myself a laughing stock.

[Monkeys Fist 44185]

1 hour ago, Tdansmith said:

Just combined some OXO cubes with nitrous oxide in the kitchen.

My wife tells me I’ve made myself a laughing stock.

[Sonatine 11801]

2 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

Just combined some OXO cubes with nitrous oxide in the kitchen.

My wife tells me I’ve made myself a laughing stock.

[Monkeys Fist 44185]

Ran in to a farmer the other day who was the world’s leading expert in breeding Old Spot Pigs. 
 

 

 

 

He was outstanding in his field 

 

 

 

[Tdansmith 3260]

5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Ran in to a farmer the other day who was the world’s leading expert in breeding Old Spot Pigs. 
 

 

 

 

He was outstanding in his field 

 

 

 

[Gemmill 48204]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Ran in to a farmer the other day who was the world’s leading expert in breeding Old Spot Pigs. 
 

 

 

 

He was ewerk. 

 

 

 

 

[RobinRobin 12046]

6 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Ran in to a farmer the other day who was the world’s leading expert in breeding Old Spot Pigs. 
 

 

 

 

He was outstanding in his field 

 

 

 

[Tdansmith 3260]

My 4 year old nephew has been learning Spanish all year and he still can’t say the word please.

Which I think is poor for four.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4138]

15 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

My 4 year old nephew has been learning Spanish all year and he still can’t say the word please.

Which I think is poor for four.

[Gemmill 48204]

I think he's doing fine. 4 is very young to be learning a foreign language. 

[The Fish 11259]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I think he's doing fine. 4 is very young to be learning a foreign language. 

[Sonatine 11801]

1 hour ago, Tdansmith said:

My 4 year old nephew has been learning Spanish all year and he still can’t say the word please.

Which I think is poor for four.

[RobinRobin 12046]

13 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

My 4 year old nephew has been learning Spanish all year and he still can’t say the word please.

Which I think is poor for four.

[Dr Gloom 23016]

Someone told me my clothes looked gay

 

No surprise really - they came out of the closet this morning 

[Dr Gloom 23016]

i had to go to the hospital today. 
 

told the doctor I’d been bitten by a wolf.

 

He asked me “where?”

I said “no, just an ordinary one”

 

[Holden McGroin 7199]

34 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

i had to go to the hospital today. 
 

told the doctor I’d been bitten by a wolf.

 

He asked me “where?”

I said “no, just an ordinary one”

 

[Tdansmith 3260]

57 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

i had to go to the hospital today. 
 

told the doctor I’d been bitten by a wolf.

 

He asked me “where?”

I said “no, just an ordinary one”

 

[RobinRobin 12046]

2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

Someone told me my clothes looked gay

 

No surprise really - they came out of the closet this morning 

[Alex 36158]

On 19/08/2024 at 14:43, Gemmill said:

I think he's doing fine. 4 is very young to be learning a foreign language. 

Not if you’re foreign it’s not. 
Makes you think 

Edited August 21, 2024 by Alex

[aimaad22 4479]

I just saw two birds stuck together in the garden. 

 

 

Turns out they were velcrows. 

[Sonatine 11801]