Wardi 222 Posted May 27, 2024 Share Posted May 27, 2024 The rock artist Sting was seen entering a den of iniquity in the Amsterdam Red light district this weekend. It was later reported that he was having a massage in a brothel. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4138 Posted May 27, 2024 Share Posted May 27, 2024 It’s nice to be proven right. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10800 Posted May 27, 2024 Share Posted May 27, 2024 It's a great time for bingo callers Stevie Nicks is 76 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 35245 Posted May 27, 2024 Share Posted May 27, 2024 1 hour ago, Toonpack said: It's a great time for bingo callers Stevie Nicks is 76 "Lock up your teenage daughters, seventy six, Graham Rix." 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12046 Posted May 28, 2024 Share Posted May 28, 2024 13 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: What was Whitney Houston’s favourite kind of coordination? Haaaaaaaaand Eyyyyyyyyyyyye! Thank you , and… 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10800 Posted May 28, 2024 Share Posted May 28, 2024 18 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: What was Whitney Houston’s favourite kind of coordination? Haaaaaaaaand Eyyyyyyyyyyyye! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12046 Posted May 28, 2024 Share Posted May 28, 2024 2 hours ago, Toonpack said: Too soon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11178 Posted May 28, 2024 Share Posted May 28, 2024 2 hours ago, Toonpack said: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardi 222 Posted June 9, 2024 Share Posted June 9, 2024 I recently attended the annual disco held for the National Dyslexic Society. It was all going very well until the DJ played 'YMCA'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12046 Posted June 9, 2024 Share Posted June 9, 2024 36 minutes ago, Wardi said: I recently attended the annual disco held for the National Dyslexic Society. It was all going very well until the DJ played 'YMCA'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44185 Posted June 9, 2024 Share Posted June 9, 2024 Mate of mine started working at an upholstery factory last year, I’ve just heard that 6 months ago he fell in to one of the fabric wrapping machines. He’s fully recovered 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11801 Posted June 9, 2024 Share Posted June 9, 2024 12 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Mate of mine started working at an upholstery factory last year, I’ve just heard that 6 months ago he fell in to one of the fabric wrapping machines. He’s fully recovered 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12046 Posted June 10, 2024 Share Posted June 10, 2024 10 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Mate of mine started working at an upholstery factory last year, I’ve just heard that 6 months ago he fell in to one of the fabric wrapping machines. He’s fully recovered 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23016 Posted June 10, 2024 Author Share Posted June 10, 2024 23 hours ago, Wardi said: I recently attended the annual disco held for the National Dyslexic Society. It was all going very well until the DJ played 'YMCA'. did you hear about the dyslexic raver? last time i saw him he was chewing his face off after necking too many Fs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12046 Posted June 10, 2024 Share Posted June 10, 2024 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: did you hear about the dyslexic raver? last time i saw him he was chewing his face off after necking too many Fs I refer the Honourable Gentleman to my previous answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23016 Posted June 10, 2024 Author Share Posted June 10, 2024 On 27/05/2024 at 13:58, Monkeys Fist said: What was Whitney Houston’s favourite kind of coordination? Haaaaaaaaand Eyyyyyyyyyyyye! Thank you , and… 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11178 Posted June 11, 2024 Share Posted June 11, 2024 On 10/06/2024 at 09:30, Dr Gloom said: did you hear about the dyslexic raver? last time i saw him he was chewing his face off after necking too many Fs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 35245 Posted June 18, 2024 Share Posted June 18, 2024 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44185 Posted June 18, 2024 Share Posted June 18, 2024 “ Holding his battered wang” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12046 Posted June 19, 2024 Share Posted June 19, 2024 The Beach Boys walk into a pub. "Round?" "Round" "Get a round?" "I get a round" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11178 Posted June 19, 2024 Share Posted June 19, 2024 5 hours ago, RobinRobin said: The Beach Boys walk into a pub. "Round?" "Round" "Get a round?" "I get a round" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21994 Posted June 28, 2024 Share Posted June 28, 2024 They said I would never get over my Phil Collins addiction But take a look at me now! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Howmanheyman 35245 Posted July 11, 2024 Share Posted July 11, 2024 "Hello, this is the operator speaking, I'm just putting your joke back through to 1982. Thank you for calling." 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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