PaddockLad 19013 Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 11 hours ago, trophyshy said: I’ve just spent £300 on a limousine then discovered the fee doesn’t include a driver. Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and nothing to chauffeur it. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22877 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 I just had a physical. The doctor said, "Don't eat anything fatty. I said, "Like bacon and burgers?" "No fatty, don't eat anything!" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11919 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12486 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 10 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I just had a physical. The doctor said, "Don't eat anything fatty. I said, "Like bacon and burgers?" "No fatty, don't eat anything!" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36598 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: I just had a physical. The doctor said, "Don't eat anything fatty. I said, "Like bacon and burgers?" "No fatty, don't eat anything!" Surely there's some sort of compromise the doctor could make with you? Maybe just one sausage with cooked tomato instead of bacon in wholemeal bread? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33225 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Don't listen to him wyki, you still look great. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11819 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 3 hours ago, ewerk said: Don't listen to him wyki, you still look great. Let us all spare a moment for the poor pervert who sniffs this seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11919 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12486 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 9 hours ago, Dazzler said: Let us all spare a moment for the poor pervert who sniffs this seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardi 264 Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago I witnessed a convicted Dwarf attempting to make good his escape from Durham jail today by shimmying down the prison wall via some tied together blankets. I thought to myself ' that's just a little condescending'. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45149 Posted 18 hours ago Share Posted 18 hours ago I knew a lad, dwarf, who was a heroin addict. I asked him why he got in to drugs and he said ” To get high”. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12486 Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago 5 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I knew a lad, dwarf, who was a heroin addict. I asked him why he got in to drugs and he said ” To get high”. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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