Toonpack 11149 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 1 hour ago, RobinRobin said: Retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be. I can assured you, it most certainly is 👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11149 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Englishman, Irishman and Scotchman walk in to a bar. The barman says ” Fuck off, it’s Scotsman, you sassenach cunt! “ FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44846 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 22 minutes ago, Toonpack said: I can assured you, it most certainly is 👍 Seems like you lads have opinions which are polar opposites … Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23385 Posted February 4 Author Share Posted February 4 Two peanuts walk into a rough, radge pub. One of them was assaulted 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11874 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 26 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Englishman, Irishman and Scotchman walk in to a bar. The barman says ” Fuck off, I’ve heard this one! “ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4290 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Is this how low we've sunk Horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11149 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Seems like you lads have opinions which are polar opposites … Why don't you just stick driving your arcticulated waggon mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23385 Posted February 4 Author Share Posted February 4 3 hours ago, spongebob toonpants said: Is this how low we've sunk Horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face? a classic of the genre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23385 Posted February 4 Author Share Posted February 4 Man walks into a bar Man: "fuck's sake that hurt" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7272 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4614 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 This thread is further proof of the dead internet theory 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16301 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12329 Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 10 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Man walks into a bar Man: "fuck's sake that hurt" Tommy Cooper wants his joke back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12329 Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 14 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Seems like you lads have opinions which are polar opposites … Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4583 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 My mate Joe has been on the Dolly Parton diet with good results. It made Joe lean joe lean joe lean 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12329 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 2 hours ago, aimaad22 said: My mate Joe has been on the Dolly Parton diet with good results. It made Joe lean joe lean joe lean 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44846 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 4 hours ago, aimaad22 said: My mate Joe has been on the Dolly Parton diet with good results. It made Joe lean joe lean joe lean 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 18781 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 6 hours ago, aimaad22 said: My mate Joe has been on the Dolly Parton diet with good results. It made Joe lean joe lean joe lean 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11149 Posted Sunday at 19:27 Share Posted Sunday at 19:27 Horse walks into a bar and the barman says "wow, you again, you're in here an awful lot, do you think you could be an alcoholic ?" The horse says "I think I am..." And suddenly just disappears. This joke is a play on Descartes philosophical "I think therefore I am" which I could have pointed out to start with, but it would have spoiled things putting Descartes before the horse. FOIA 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36131 Posted Sunday at 19:43 Share Posted Sunday at 19:43 16 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Horse walks into a bar and the barman says "wow, you again, you're in here an awful lot, do you think you could be an alcoholic ?" The horse says "I think I am..." And suddenly just disappears. This joke is a play on Descartes philosophical "I think therefore I am" which I could have pointed out to start with, but it would have spoiled things putting Descartes before the horse. FOIA 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7272 Posted Sunday at 20:00 Share Posted Sunday at 20:00 I’ve just spent £300 on a limousine then discovered the fee doesn’t include a driver. Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and nothing to chauffeur it. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44846 Posted Sunday at 20:11 Share Posted Sunday at 20:11 43 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Horse walks into a bar and the barman says "wow, you again, you're in here an awful lot, do you think you could be an alcoholic ?" The horse says "I think I am..." And suddenly just disappears. This joke is a play on Descartes philosophical "I think therefore I am" which I could have pointed out to start with, but it would have spoiled things putting Descartes before the horse. FOIA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44846 Posted Sunday at 20:13 Share Posted Sunday at 20:13 10 minutes ago, trophyshy said: I’ve just spent £300 on a limousine then discovered the fee doesn’t include a driver. Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and nothing to chauffeur it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12329 Posted Monday at 02:30 Share Posted Monday at 02:30 7 hours ago, Toonpack said: Horse walks into a bar and the barman says "wow, you again, you're in here an awful lot, do you think you could be an alcoholic ?" The horse says "I think I am..." And suddenly just disappears. This joke is a play on Descartes philosophical "I think therefore I am" which I could have pointed out to start with, but it would have spoiled things putting Descartes before the horse. FOIA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12329 Posted Monday at 02:30 Share Posted Monday at 02:30 6 hours ago, trophyshy said: I’ve just spent £300 on a limousine then discovered the fee doesn’t include a driver. Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and nothing to chauffeur it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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