Toonpack 12060 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 On 04/02/2025 at 11:11, RobinRobin said: Retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be. Expand I can assured you, it most certainly is 👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12060 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 On 04/02/2025 at 12:21, Monkeys Fist said: Englishman, Irishman and Scotchman walk in to a bar. The barman says ” Fuck off, it’s Scotsman, you sassenach cunt! “ Expand FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46190 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 On 04/02/2025 at 12:23, Toonpack said: I can assured you, it most certainly is 👍 Expand Seems like you lads have opinions which are polar opposites … Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24221 Posted February 4 Author Share Posted February 4 Two peanuts walk into a rough, radge pub. One of them was assaulted 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12251 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 On 04/02/2025 at 12:21, Monkeys Fist said: Englishman, Irishman and Scotchman walk in to a bar. The barman says ” Fuck off, I’ve heard this one! “ Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4477 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Is this how low we've sunk Horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12060 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 On 04/02/2025 at 12:46, Monkeys Fist said: Seems like you lads have opinions which are polar opposites … Expand Why don't you just stick driving your arcticulated waggon mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24221 Posted February 4 Author Share Posted February 4 On 04/02/2025 at 13:18, spongebob toonpants said: Is this how low we've sunk Horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face? Expand a classic of the genre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24221 Posted February 4 Author Share Posted February 4 Man walks into a bar Man: "fuck's sake that hurt" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7538 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4728 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 This thread is further proof of the dead internet theory 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16760 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12863 Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 On 04/02/2025 at 16:23, Dr Gloom said: Man walks into a bar Man: "fuck's sake that hurt" Expand Tommy Cooper wants his joke back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12863 Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 On 04/02/2025 at 12:46, Monkeys Fist said: Seems like you lads have opinions which are polar opposites … Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4972 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 My mate Joe has been on the Dolly Parton diet with good results. It made Joe lean joe lean joe lean 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12863 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 On 12/02/2025 at 00:40, aimaad22 said: My mate Joe has been on the Dolly Parton diet with good results. It made Joe lean joe lean joe lean Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46190 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 On 12/02/2025 at 00:40, aimaad22 said: My mate Joe has been on the Dolly Parton diet with good results. It made Joe lean joe lean joe lean Expand 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19539 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 On 12/02/2025 at 00:40, aimaad22 said: My mate Joe has been on the Dolly Parton diet with good results. It made Joe lean joe lean joe lean Expand 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12060 Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 Horse walks into a bar and the barman says "wow, you again, you're in here an awful lot, do you think you could be an alcoholic ?" The horse says "I think I am..." And suddenly just disappears. This joke is a play on Descartes philosophical "I think therefore I am" which I could have pointed out to start with, but it would have spoiled things putting Descartes before the horse. FOIA 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37760 Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 On 16/02/2025 at 19:27, Toonpack said: Horse walks into a bar and the barman says "wow, you again, you're in here an awful lot, do you think you could be an alcoholic ?" The horse says "I think I am..." And suddenly just disappears. This joke is a play on Descartes philosophical "I think therefore I am" which I could have pointed out to start with, but it would have spoiled things putting Descartes before the horse. FOIA Expand 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7538 Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 I’ve just spent £300 on a limousine then discovered the fee doesn’t include a driver. Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and nothing to chauffeur it. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46190 Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 On 16/02/2025 at 19:27, Toonpack said: Horse walks into a bar and the barman says "wow, you again, you're in here an awful lot, do you think you could be an alcoholic ?" The horse says "I think I am..." And suddenly just disappears. This joke is a play on Descartes philosophical "I think therefore I am" which I could have pointed out to start with, but it would have spoiled things putting Descartes before the horse. FOIA Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46190 Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 On 16/02/2025 at 20:00, trophyshy said: I’ve just spent £300 on a limousine then discovered the fee doesn’t include a driver. Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and nothing to chauffeur it. Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12863 Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 On 16/02/2025 at 19:27, Toonpack said: Horse walks into a bar and the barman says "wow, you again, you're in here an awful lot, do you think you could be an alcoholic ?" The horse says "I think I am..." And suddenly just disappears. This joke is a play on Descartes philosophical "I think therefore I am" which I could have pointed out to start with, but it would have spoiled things putting Descartes before the horse. FOIA Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12863 Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 On 16/02/2025 at 20:00, trophyshy said: I’ve just spent £300 on a limousine then discovered the fee doesn’t include a driver. Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and nothing to chauffeur it. Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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