Dazzler 11257 Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago 21 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: A pony walks into a bar and coughs, “Hey, COUGH. Gimme a bu COUGH a beer COUGH.” The barman serves him and says, “What’s with your voice?” The pony says, “Nothing, I’m just a little hoarse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44313 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago Englishman, Irishman and Scotchman walk in to a bar. The barman says ” Fuck off, I’ve heard this one! “ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10906 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago 1 hour ago, RobinRobin said: Retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be. I can assured you, it most certainly is 👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10906 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago 2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Englishman, Irishman and Scotchman walk in to a bar. The barman says ” Fuck off, it’s Scotsman, you sassenach cunt! “ FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44313 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago 22 minutes ago, Toonpack said: I can assured you, it most certainly is 👍 Seems like you lads have opinions which are polar opposites … Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23136 Posted 21 hours ago Author Share Posted 21 hours ago Two peanuts walk into a rough, radge pub. One of them was assaulted 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11822 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago 26 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Englishman, Irishman and Scotchman walk in to a bar. The barman says ” Fuck off, I’ve heard this one! “ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4221 Posted 20 hours ago Share Posted 20 hours ago Is this how low we've sunk Horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10906 Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Seems like you lads have opinions which are polar opposites … Why don't you just stick driving your arcticulated waggon mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23136 Posted 17 hours ago Author Share Posted 17 hours ago 3 hours ago, spongebob toonpants said: Is this how low we've sunk Horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face? a classic of the genre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23136 Posted 17 hours ago Author Share Posted 17 hours ago Man walks into a bar Man: "fuck's sake that hurt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7200 Posted 17 hours ago Share Posted 17 hours ago 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4563 Posted 15 hours ago Share Posted 15 hours ago This thread is further proof of the dead internet theory 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16082 Posted 15 hours ago Share Posted 15 hours ago 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12108 Posted 7 hours ago Share Posted 7 hours ago 10 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Man walks into a bar Man: "fuck's sake that hurt" Tommy Cooper wants his joke back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12108 Posted 7 hours ago Share Posted 7 hours ago 14 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Seems like you lads have opinions which are polar opposites … Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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