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21 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

A pony walks into a bar and coughs, “Hey, COUGH. Gimme a bu COUGH a beer COUGH.”
 

The barman serves him and says, “What’s with your voice?” The pony says, “Nothing, I’m just a little hoarse.

a man in a cowboy hat says what did the five fingers say to the face ..

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2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Englishman, Irishman and Scotchman walk in to a bar. 
 

The barman says

” Fuck off, it’s Scotsman, you sassenach cunt! “

FYP

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1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Seems like you lads have opinions which are polar opposites …

 

Why don't you just stick driving your arcticulated waggon mate.

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3 hours ago, spongebob toonpants said:

 

Is this how low we've sunk

 

Horse walks into a bar

 

Barman says "Why the long face?

 

a classic of the genre :lol:

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