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1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

Someone’s been raiding bins for Christmas cracker jokes.

Mrs. F. threatened to leave me if I didn’t stop constantly quoting Oasis lyrics. 
 

I said “Maybe”. 

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5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Mrs. F. threatened to leave me if I didn’t stop constantly quoting Oasis lyrics. 
 

I said “Maybe”. 

 

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14 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

i saw an old man fall into a well. 

 

i guess he couldn't see that well 

 

14 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

the wife threatened to leave me if don't give up my disgusting habits. 

 

i was so shocked, i nearly spat out my toenails 

 

 

I refer the honourable gentleman to my previous post.

 

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