Sonatine 11542 Posted December 2 Share Posted December 2 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: As Wykiki was recovering and a nurse asked if he’d like some toast. W- “ ‘appen a would, aye.” N- “ Hiw do you like it?” W- “ Wi’ jamon. “ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9942 Posted December 4 Share Posted December 4 T’tea and t’toast t’tremendous 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20722 Posted December 4 Share Posted December 4 I recently joined a Ukrainian dating site. I've now got a chick in Kiev.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4222 Posted December 4 Share Posted December 4 There was a Roman emperor who never aged after he turned 19. His name was Constant teen 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11557 Posted December 5 Share Posted December 5 9 hours ago, wykikitoon said: I recently joined a Ukrainian dating site. I've now got a chick in Kiev.. 9 hours ago, aimaad22 said: There was a Roman emperor who never aged after he turned 19. His name was Constant teen 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted December 5 Share Posted December 5 Did you know that Bill Withers had a brother called Bear? But he just wrote hold music 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10376 Posted December 5 Share Posted December 5 1 minute ago, The Fish said: Did you know that Bill Withers had a brother called Bear? But he just wrote hold music 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11557 Posted December 6 Share Posted December 6 13 hours ago, The Fish said: Did you know that Bill Withers had a brother called Bear? But he just wrote hold music 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20722 Posted December 6 Share Posted December 6 Chromosomes, a beginner's guide: XY = Male XX = Female YYY = Delilah 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted December 6 Share Posted December 6 I don't actually think that's right. Need to be careful billing that as a guide. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11557 Posted December 6 Share Posted December 6 4 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Chromosomes, a beginner's guide: XY = Male XX = Female YYY = Delilah It's not unusual 🙂 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20722 Posted December 7 Share Posted December 7 My mate said he can tighten nuts and bolts just by sitting on them. Personally I think he's torquing out of his arse!!!. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11557 Posted December 7 Share Posted December 7 10 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: My mate said he can tighten nuts and bolts just by sitting on them. Personally I think he's torquing out of his arse!!!. He's not the only one. 🙂 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43067 Posted December 7 Share Posted December 7 4 hours ago, wykikitoon said: My mate said he can tighten nuts and bolts just by sitting on them. Personally I think he's torquing out of his arse!!!. Wrong thread mate. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11557 Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 16 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Wrong thread mate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9942 Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 19 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Wrong thread mate. Screw you 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43067 Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 52 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Screw you Is that you putting a hex on me? I taught my pet frog how to do metalwork last year. I said “ What’s the best way to join metal duct, Pierre?” He said “ Rivet” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9942 Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 Fucking spanner 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 1 minute ago, Toonpack said: Fucking spanner Bunch of tools, tbh. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9942 Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 Did you leave the UK to go to Aussie? If so, was it a bit of a wrench?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11557 Posted December 9 Share Posted December 9 17 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Is that you putting a hex on me? I taught my pet frog how to do metalwork last year. I said “ What’s the best way to join metal duct, Pierre?” He said “ Rivet” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9942 Posted December 11 Share Posted December 11 I’ve just seen a witch and a lion trying to carry a huge wardrobe into the house next door - I asked what they were up to and they said "Narnia business". 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17648 Posted December 11 Share Posted December 11 4 minutes ago, Toonpack said: I’ve just seen a witch and a lion trying to carry a huge wardrobe into the house next door - I asked what they were up to and they said "Narnia business". 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11557 Posted December 11 Share Posted December 11 1 hour ago, Toonpack said: I’ve just seen a witch and a lion trying to carry a huge wardrobe into the house next door - I asked what they were up to and they said "Narnia business". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43067 Posted December 14 Share Posted December 14 Not too well known, but before Little Richard became a Rock and Roll star, he worked as a gardener in Newcastle’s City Allotments. At the end of a particularly heavy day, he was asked what work he'd done. “ Ah lopped all the rhubarb, ah lopped bamboo.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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