ewerk 34013 Posted November 13, 2024 Share Posted November 13, 2024 On 13/11/2024 at 15:39, wykikitoon said: How do you stop moles digging up your garden? Where possible moles should be treated as part of the biodiversity that gardens support. Should the activities of a mole be considered too disruptive there are several steps which can be taken to mitigate its activities or encourage them to move elsewhere or control moles. Mole netting Netting is available which can prevent moles coming to the lawn surface to create molehills. This must however be installed before turf is laid. This is usually made of plastic and so can add to plastic pollution. Electronic devices Electronic devices are available from some garden centres and mail order firms. The buzzing noise is said to drive moles away; however this may only be to another part of the garden. Mole repellents A type of mole-repellent smoke, sold as Pest-Stop Biofume Mole Smoke, emits castor oil fumes. These are said to line the tunnels and deter worms and other mole food from entering the tunnels. The hungry mole may move elsewhere, or it may simply create new tunnels nearby. Planting Caper spurge, Euphorbia lathyris, which is a biennial plant, has its adherents who claim the root exudates repel moles. It is worth a try, but be sure to remove most of the flower heads before seeding occurs or the plant can become invasive. Bulbs of Allium moly are also sold as a mole deterrent but are of doubtful value. Mole traps It is recommended that moles are not trapped. However, mole traps remain available from garden centres and hardware stores. It can be challenging to use these legally and great care is needed to avoid animal suffering. When deciding if killing the mole is an appropriate option it should be considered that vacant tunnel systems are often taken over by another mole from nearby and so you may not be free of a mole for long. If used correctly they are considered 'humane' method of control as death should be instantaneous when activated. However, this can be difficult to achieve as the mole is not always killed outright and consideration should be given to using an experienced professional. To find a local company search on-line. Mole traps need careful placement in a tunnel that is about 10-20cm (4β8in) below the surface, but not directly under a molehill The location of tunnels can be ascertained by scraping away a recent molehill and probing the hole with a pliable stick Open up a tunnel with the minimum of disturbance, using a trowel and carefully align the jaws of the trap with the direction and depth of the tunnel ensuring the trap fits tightly No bait is required Once the trap is set, gently cover it with an upturned bucket, a sod of turf or similar to exclude light and draughts Check the trap at least once a day The mole will sometimes push soil into the trap. If this happens, the trap will need re-setting Live-capture traps are also available for setting in mole tunnels. These must be inspected at least twice a day so that the mole can be released before it dies of starvation and/or stress. Moles can die of stress even within this time. Captured moles should be released at least one mile away from the area of capture, permission to release the mole must be gained from the landowner and it must be released into an environment that can support the animal. Meeting these requirements can make the use of live capture traps impractical. Hire a professional Mole smokes for killing moles are no longer on sale to home gardeners. Professional contractors can be employed to use pellets that emit toxic gases into the tunnel system, but these cannot be used within 10m (32ft) of occupied buildings. This can be a expensive option. These pellets can be effective but freedom from moles may not last long if there are other areas nearby from which moles can soon recolonise the garden. Expand FYP 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37756 Posted November 13, 2024 Share Posted November 13, 2024 On 06/12/2019 at 15:33, Howmanheyman said: David Bowie: "You look a bit down in the dumps, Bing. What's wrong?" Bing Crosby: "my inflatable arsehole needs blown up." Bowie: "Do you want to borrow my rubber bum pump?" Bing: "Rubber bum pump?" Bowie: "Rubber bum pump." Expand Just bumping this in time for Christmas before @Monkeys Fist pinches it again. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46170 Posted November 13, 2024 Share Posted November 13, 2024 On 13/11/2024 at 16:42, Howmanheyman said: Just bumping this in time for Christmas before @Monkeys Fist pinches it again. Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37756 Posted November 13, 2024 Share Posted November 13, 2024 On 13/11/2024 at 16:49, Monkeys Fist said: Expand The cheek, the nerve, the audacity, the gall, the gumption and the truth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46170 Posted November 13, 2024 Share Posted November 13, 2024 On 13/11/2024 at 16:54, Howmanheyman said: The cheek, the nerve, the audacity, the gall, the gumption and the truth. Expand Carlos Mencia levels of βtruthβ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12860 Posted November 14, 2024 Share Posted November 14, 2024 On 13/11/2024 at 15:39, wykikitoon said: How do you stop moles digging up your garden? Take away their spades Expand 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12057 Posted November 15, 2024 Share Posted November 15, 2024 Which Knight can be sent on a quest to find anything ?? Sir Chengine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12566 Posted November 15, 2024 Share Posted November 15, 2024 On 15/11/2024 at 12:21, Toonpack said: Which Knight can be sent on a quest to find anything ?? Sir Chengine Expand "Wrang! It's me yi daft cunt!" 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12860 Posted November 16, 2024 Share Posted November 16, 2024 On 15/11/2024 at 12:21, Toonpack said: Which Knight can be sent on a quest to find anything ?? Sir Chengine Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46170 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 Went to the doctor yesterday. β How can I help?β β Iβve got knee problems Docβ β Well then fuck off home and stop wasting my timeβ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37756 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 On 21/11/2024 at 15:54, Monkeys Fist said: Went to the doctor yesterday. β How can I help?β β Iβve got knee problems Docβ β Well then fuck off home and stop wasting my timeβ Expand Too much time spent in the midlands on your work travels it seems? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12860 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 On 21/11/2024 at 15:54, Monkeys Fist said: Went to the doctor yesterday. β How can I help?β β Iβve got knee problems Docβ β Well then fuck off home and stop wasting my timeβ Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11392 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 On 21/11/2024 at 15:54, Monkeys Fist said: Went to the doctor yesterday. β How can I help?β β Iβve got knee problems Docβ β Well then fuck off home and stop wasting my timeβ Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4344 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 On 21/11/2024 at 15:54, Monkeys Fist said: Went to the doctor yesterday. β How can I help?β β Iβve got knee problems Docβ β Well then fuck off home and stop wasting my timeβ Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46170 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 On 22/11/2024 at 11:05, The Fish said: Expand You can use this one next time your knees collapse and you nearly drop a Fishlet! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46170 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 So, to add to the rat panic, Mrs. F. got stuck in traffic this morning and broke down. Rang the AA who asked β Is it over heatingβ She said β No, itβs in Waalka you posh cunt!β 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37756 Posted November 22, 2024 Share Posted November 22, 2024 "Wahey! I'm here for the birds and the booze! Bring 'em on!!!" "Sir, this is a library!" [Whispers] "Wahey. I'm here for the birds and the booze. Bring 'em on." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4728 Posted November 23, 2024 Share Posted November 23, 2024 One of the muckiest lasses Iβve ever met worked in a library. She didnβt drink though so 50/50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37756 Posted November 23, 2024 Share Posted November 23, 2024 On 23/11/2024 at 00:20, strawb said: One of the muckiest lasses Iβve ever met worked in a library. She didnβt drink though so 50/50 Expand My aunt worked as a librarian at the university...... WAIT A MINUTE..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46170 Posted November 23, 2024 Share Posted November 23, 2024 According to my favourite social media, librarians in their forties are very popular. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23678 Posted December 2, 2024 Share Posted December 2, 2024 Ive just been diagnosed with Gammon Flu. I originally had Swine flu, but I went to hospital and they cured me 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52147 Posted December 2, 2024 Share Posted December 2, 2024 Shit, hope you feel better soon. Good you got over the swine flu. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46170 Posted December 2, 2024 Share Posted December 2, 2024 As Wykiki was recovering and a nurse asked if heβd like some toast. W- β βappen a would, aye.β N- β Hiw do you like it?β W- β Wiβ jamon. β 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12860 Posted December 2, 2024 Share Posted December 2, 2024 On 02/12/2024 at 09:48, Monkeys Fist said: As Wykiki was recovering and a nurse asked if heβd like some toast. W- β βappen a would, aye.β N- β Hiw do you like it?β W- β Wiβ jamon. β Expand π 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12249 Posted December 2, 2024 Share Posted December 2, 2024 On 02/12/2024 at 09:48, Monkeys Fist said: As Wykiki was recovering and a nurse asked if heβd like some toast. W- β βappen a would, aye.β N- β Hiw do you like it?β W- β Wiβ jamon. β Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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