Dr Gloom 21727 Posted October 11 Author Share Posted October 11 17 hours ago, Tdansmith said: Last Summer, a group of South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, “Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin’ up there on that railin’?” She says tearfully, “I’m going to commit suicide!” While he didn’t want to appear “sensitive,” George also didn’t want to miss this “be-a-legend” opportunity either, so he asked “Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe, why don’t you give ol’ George here your best last kiss?” With no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that. It was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That’s a real talent you’re wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?” “My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3137 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago A homeless guy is travelling down a country lane, tired and hungry. He comes across a pub called ‘George and the Dragon’. Although it’s late and the pub is closed, he knocks on the door. The innkeeper’s wife sticks her head out a window. “Could I have some food?”, he asks. The woman glances at his shabby clothes and obviously poor condition and sternly says, “No!” “Any chance of a pint of ale then?” “No!”, she says again. “Could I at least sleep in your barn?” “No!” By this time, she was clearly getting very annoyed. The down and out says, “Okay then might I please…?” “What now?”, the woman interrupts impatiently. “… might I please have a word with George?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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