Monkeys Fist 42392 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 5 minutes ago, Dazzler said: see who floats! All of ‘em! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9397 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 On 19/11/2010 at 14:25, LeazesMag said: just ordered a chinese. The chinese delivery guy turned up at my door and said "£20 please". I smiled and said "can you tell me the name of Jordan's son?" He said "harfey price". I replied "cheers ting tong, here's a tenner now fuck off" Them were the days, Ting Tong 😂 (and Harfey Plice surely 🤷♂️) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9726 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: All of ‘em! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9397 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 Little known fact: Koi carp swim in groups of four, if they feel threatened, Koi's A,B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D Koi 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3890 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 10 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Little known fact: Koi carp swim in groups of four, if they feel threatened, Koi's A,B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D Koi 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11262 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 34 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Little known fact: Koi carp swim in groups of four, if they feel threatened, Koi's A,B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D Koi 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44831 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 1 hour ago, Toonpack said: Little known fact: Koi carp swim in groups of four, if they feel threatened, Koi's A,B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D Koi That's interesting, thanks. I wonder how they decide who takes on each role. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42392 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: That's interesting, thanks. I wonder how they decide who takes on each role. I wondered that too, but when I asked them they started acting a bit koi. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44831 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 You would expect that from Koi though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42392 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 Alreet man! Stop carping on about it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9397 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 14 minutes ago, Gemmill said: That's interesting, thanks. I wonder how they decide who takes on each role. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 2 hours ago, Toonpack said: Little known fact: Koi carp swim in groups of four, if they feel threatened, Koi's A,B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D Koi 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9726 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: That's interesting, thanks. I wonder how they decide who takes on each role. They sing the one pound fish song and the first one to mess the words up is D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7295 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 Wandered in here for a chuckle. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44831 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 Yeah, you've come to the wrong place. We should really rename this the "interesting facts and serious anecdotes" thread cos that's all I ever find in here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33155 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: Yeah, you've come to the wrong place. We should really rename this the "interesting facts and serious anecdotes" thread cos that's all I ever find in here. Nice anecdote. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4156 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 Because certain people are clearly missing the quality content on here I'm going to dig up an old original that was VERY popular in the old office. It was about one of my assistants who was an absolute moron. Hired a car filled with honey bees and went on a road trip in America because I'd asked for a US-B drive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33155 Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 10 hours ago, aimaad22 said: Because certain people are clearly missing the quality content on here I'm going to dig up an old original that was VERY popular in the old office. It was about one of my assistants who was an absolute moron. Hired a car filled with honey bees and went on a road trip in America because I'd asked for a US-B drive. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 10 hours ago, aimaad22 said: Because certain people are clearly missing the quality content on here I'm going to dig up an old original that was VERY popular in the old office. It was about one of my assistants who was an absolute moron. Hired a car filled with honey bees and went on a road trip in America because I'd asked for a US-B drive. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9726 Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 11 hours ago, aimaad22 said: Because certain people are clearly missing the quality content on here I'm going to dig up an old original that was VERY popular in the old office. It was about one of my assistants who was an absolute moron. Hired a car filled with honey bees and went on a road trip in America because I'd asked for a US-B drive. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 11 hours ago, aimaad22 said: Because certain people are clearly missing the quality content on here I'm going to dig up an old original that was VERY popular in the old office. It was about one of my assistants who was an absolute moron. Hired a car filled with honey bees and went on a road trip in America because I'd asked for a US-B drive. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11370 Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 11 hours ago, aimaad22 said: Because certain people are clearly missing the quality content on here I'm going to dig up an old original that was VERY popular in the old office. It was about one of my assistants who was an absolute moron. Hired a car filled with honey bees and went on a road trip in America because I'd asked for a US-B drive. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 11 hours ago, aimaad22 said: Because certain people are clearly missing the quality content on here I'm going to dig up an old original that was VERY popular in the old office. It was about one of my assistants who was an absolute moron. Hired a car filled with honey bees and went on a road trip in America because I'd asked for a US-B drive. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11262 Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 12 hours ago, aimaad22 said: Because certain people are clearly missing the quality content on here I'm going to dig up an old original that was VERY popular in the old office. It was about one of my assistants who was an absolute moron. Hired a car filled with honey bees and went on a road trip in America because I'd asked for a US-B drive. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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