RobinRobin 10672 Posted Saturday at 09:44 Share Posted Saturday at 09:44 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: /End Meme's Superb Robin, Sue-Perb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2989 Posted Monday at 21:58 Share Posted Monday at 21:58 How do you tell the sex of an ant? Put it in water… If it sinks, it’s girl ant. It it floats it’s… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31566 Posted Monday at 22:06 Share Posted Monday at 22:06 Adam Ant? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8680 Posted Tuesday at 06:05 Share Posted Tuesday at 06:05 HMS Antares ?? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34060 Posted Tuesday at 06:22 Share Posted Tuesday at 06:22 Joyant? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10672 Posted Tuesday at 10:38 Share Posted Tuesday at 10:38 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31566 Posted Tuesday at 10:46 Share Posted Tuesday at 10:46 Pliant? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15111 Posted Tuesday at 10:53 Share Posted Tuesday at 10:53 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8680 Posted Tuesday at 11:19 Share Posted Tuesday at 11:19 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41317 Posted Tuesday at 11:38 Share Posted Tuesday at 11:38 In water? Currant. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31566 Posted Tuesday at 12:57 Share Posted Tuesday at 12:57 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8680 Posted Tuesday at 14:15 Share Posted Tuesday at 14:15 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: In water? Currant. If the water is very cold anti freeze 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2989 Posted Tuesday at 17:45 Share Posted Tuesday at 17:45 I’m very proud to have finished my seventh marathon, in seven days! .....or "Snickers" as they are now called. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2989 Posted Tuesday at 17:47 Share Posted Tuesday at 17:47 A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have duck food here?” The bartender says no and the duck leaves. The next day, the same thing happens. The duck wanders in and asks, “Do you have any duck food?” Once again, the nonplussed bartender says no and the duck leaves. On the third day, the duck enters the bar and the bartender asks, “What do you want this time?” The duck asks once more, “Do you have any duck food?” “No!” yells the bartender. “We don’t have any duck food. If you come back and ask me again, I’ll nail your feet to the floor!” The duck leaves and comes back the next day and asks, “Do you have any nails?” The bartender says, “No.” .....The duck then asks, “Do you have any duck food?” 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29474 Posted Tuesday at 18:52 Share Posted Tuesday at 18:52 1 hour ago, Tdansmith said: A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have duck food here?” The bartender says no and the duck leaves. The next day, the same thing happens. The duck wanders in and asks, “Do you have any duck food?” Once again, the nonplussed bartender says no and the duck leaves. On the third day, the duck enters the bar and the bartender asks, “What do you want this time?” The duck asks once more, “Do you have any duck food?” “No!” yells the bartender. “We don’t have any duck food. If you come back and ask me again, I’ll nail your feet to the floor!” The duck leaves and comes back the next day and asks, “Do you have any nails?” The bartender says, “No.” .....The duck then asks, “Do you have any duck food?” Anyone with kids under ten must know this song. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8438 Posted Tuesday at 19:21 Share Posted Tuesday at 19:21 28 minutes ago, ewerk said: Anyone with kids under ten must know this song. I have a kid under 10 but I’m emotionally distant enough that they’ve never tried to pull this shit on me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41317 Posted Tuesday at 19:42 Share Posted Tuesday at 19:42 I’m almost certain I’ll have at least a couple of kids under 10, somewhere. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15111 Posted Tuesday at 19:50 Share Posted Tuesday at 19:50 7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’m almost certain I’ll have at least a couple of kids under 10, somewhere. Stowed away in your wheel wells? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41317 Posted Tuesday at 19:54 Share Posted Tuesday at 19:54 2 minutes ago, Meenzer said: Stowed away in your wheel wells? No idea mate- wherever their foster mothers left them, I suppose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2989 Posted yesterday at 11:20 Share Posted yesterday at 11:20 Somebody born in ‘33 was 45 in ‘78. Is this some sort of record? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2989 Posted yesterday at 11:24 Share Posted yesterday at 11:24 In a recent job interview I was asked how i would perform under pressure? I thought for a moment and said that i didn’t know all the words to that one, but I could have a good bash at Bohemian Rhapsody" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3707 Posted yesterday at 11:54 Share Posted yesterday at 11:54 29 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: In a recent job interview I was asked how i would perform under pressure? I thought for a moment and said that i didn’t know all the words to that one, but I could have a good bash at Bohemian Rhapsody" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8438 Posted yesterday at 14:38 Share Posted yesterday at 14:38 On 16/09/2024 at 22:58, Tdansmith said: How do you tell the sex of an ant? Put it in water… If it sinks, it’s girl ant. It it floats it’s… ….a witch and must be burned. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41317 Posted yesterday at 15:53 Share Posted yesterday at 15:53 1 hour ago, Dazzler said: ….a witch and must be burned. But… Which is witch? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8438 Posted yesterday at 15:59 Share Posted yesterday at 15:59 5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: But… Which is witch? Put them in water and see who floats! Fuck me, do I have to think of everything? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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