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  On 07/09/2024 at 23:02, Monkeys Fist said:

I knew a lad with no feet. 
 

Neil. 
 

 

His brother had no shins

 

Tony. 

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  On 07/09/2024 at 23:08, Monkeys Fist said:

I knew a Japanese lad that feel in love with a blow-up doll. 
 

 

He just thought she was rubbery. 

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  On 09/09/2024 at 20:00, Monkeys Fist said:

I knew her Chinese mate, similarly a unidexter. 
 

 

Irene. 

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  On 09/09/2024 at 20:05, Monkeys Fist said:

I used to train with a Sikh Gymnastics champion. 
 

 

Balan Singh. 

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  On 09/09/2024 at 20:32, Monkeys Fist said:

Worked with a Scot’s lad who’d go to the pub every night and then collapse 2ft from his front door. 
 

Called him Hamish. 

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  On 09/09/2024 at 21:30, Monkeys Fist said:

They did- he went into the karaoke business with a Sikh mate, Gerupti Singh. 

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  On 09/09/2024 at 21:31, Monkeys Fist said:

Not long after , he met his wife-to-be, who spent all her time at the top of the local church tower. 
 

Lovely lass, Isabell. 

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Please find a nice prostitute to "enjoy your hobby". 

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