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2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I knew a lad with no feet. 
 

Neil. 
 

 

His brother had no shins

 

Tony. 

 

2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I knew a Japanese lad that feel in love with a blow-up doll. 
 

 

He just thought she was rubbery. 

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11 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I knew a Japanese lad that feel in love with a blow-up doll. 
 

 

He just thought she was rubbery. 


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On 08/09/2024 at 00:08, Monkeys Fist said:

I knew a Japanese lad that fell in love with a blow-up doll. 
 

 

He just thought she was rubbery. 

 

I knew a japanese lad who was hugely into that survivalist stuff, everything in his house was disguised, he even had a camo khazi.

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7 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

I knew a japanese lad who was hugely into that survivalist stuff, everything in his house was disguised, he even had a camo khazi.

 

Wow, he was really committed to his hobby. 

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Just now, Wardi said:

I once knew a girl who had one leg shorter than the other.

 

Eileen

 

She had a sister who didn't have one leg shorter than the other.

 

Noleen. 

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13 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

I knew a japanese lad who was hugely into that survivalist stuff, everything in his house was disguised, he even had a camo khazi.

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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

Wow, he was really committed to his hobby. 

This 'game' I see you play. It's valued.

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1 hour ago, Wardi said:

I once knew a girl who had one leg shorter than the other.

 

Eileen

 

She had a sister who didn't have one leg shorter than the other.

 

Noleen. 

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6 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I knew her Chinese mate, similarly a unidexter. 
 

 

Irene. 

 

6 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I used to train with a Sikh Gymnastics champion. 
 

 

Balan Singh. 

 

5 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Worked with a Scot’s lad who’d go to the pub every night and then collapse 2ft from his front door. 
 

Called him Hamish. 

 

4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

They did- he went into the karaoke business with a Sikh mate, Gerupti Singh. 

 

4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Not long after , he met his wife-to-be, who spent all her time at the top of the local church tower. 
 

Lovely lass, Isabell. 

 

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Please find a nice prostitute to "enjoy your hobby". 

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