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The rock artist Sting was seen entering a den of iniquity in the Amsterdam Red light district this weekend.

 

It was later reported that he was having a massage in a brothel.

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1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

It's a great time for bingo callers

 

Stevie Nicks is 76

 

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"Lock up your teenage daughters, seventy six, Graham Rix."

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13 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

What was Whitney Houston’s favourite kind of coordination? 
 

 

Haaaaaaaaand Eyyyyyyyyyyyye! 
 

 

 

 

 

Thank you , and…

 

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18 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

What was Whitney Houston’s favourite kind of coordination? 
 

 

Haaaaaaaaand Eyyyyyyyyyyyye! 
 

 

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I recently attended the annual disco held for the National Dyslexic Society.

 

It was all going very well until the DJ played 'YMCA'.

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36 minutes ago, Wardi said:

I recently attended the annual disco held for the National Dyslexic Society.

 

It was all going very well until the DJ played 'YMCA'.

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Mate of mine started working at an upholstery factory last year, I’ve just heard that 6 months ago he fell in to one of the fabric wrapping machines. 
 

 

 

He’s fully recovered 

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12 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Mate of mine started working at an upholstery factory last year, I’ve just heard that 6 months ago he fell in to one of the fabric wrapping machines. 
 

 

 

He’s fully recovered 

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10 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Mate of mine started working at an upholstery factory last year, I’ve just heard that 6 months ago he fell in to one of the fabric wrapping machines. 
 

 

 

He’s fully recovered 

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23 hours ago, Wardi said:

I recently attended the annual disco held for the National Dyslexic Society.

 

It was all going very well until the DJ played 'YMCA'.

 

did you hear about the dyslexic raver? 

 

last time i saw him he was chewing his face off after necking too many Fs 

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1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

did you hear about the dyslexic raver? 

 

last time i saw him he was chewing his face off after necking too many Fs 

I refer the Honourable Gentleman to my previous answer. 

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On 27/05/2024 at 13:58, Monkeys Fist said:

What was Whitney Houston’s favourite kind of coordination? 
 

 

Haaaaaaaaand Eyyyyyyyyyyyye! 
 

 

 

 

 

Thank you , and…

 

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On 10/06/2024 at 09:30, Dr Gloom said:

 

did you hear about the dyslexic raver? 

 

last time i saw him he was chewing his face off after necking too many Fs 

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5 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

The Beach Boys walk into a pub.

 

"Round?"

 

"Round"

 

"Get a round?"

 

"I get a round"

 

 

 

 

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