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17 hours ago, Wardi said:

Two jump leads walk into a bar and demand a pint of lager each.

 

'Alright, I'll serve you' said the barman, 'but don't try and start anything'.

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6 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Did anyone know that Yorko Ono had a sister called OhYes

 

Bloody Yorkshire people have to shoehorn it into every conversation, don't they...

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5 hours ago, Wardi said:

If I hear any more half baked bread puns I will be kneading help!


That’s the yeast of your concerns 

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2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:


That’s the yeast of your concerns 

 

Don't baguette this line of half-baked bunnery is finished. 

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Just now, Renton said:

 

Don't baguette this line of half-baked bunnery is finished. 


not while I roll with the punches it isn’t 

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Just now, aimaad22 said:

Have you heard about the tree that could talk but was too afraid to do so

 

 

It was afraid it would dialogue 

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2 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Have you heard about the tree that could talk but was too afraid to do so

 

 

It was afraid it would dialogue 

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3 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Have you heard about the tree that could talk but was too afraid to do so

 

 

It was afraid it would dialogue 

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I played scrabble with Midge Ure once, a while ago, he only had 4 letters left and he said “they mean nothing to me, O V N R”

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1 minute ago, Toonpack said:

I played scrabble with Midge Ure once, a while ago, he only had 4 letters left and he said “they mean nothing to me, O V N R”

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25 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

I played scrabble with Midge Ure once, a while ago, he only had 4 letters left and he said “they mean nothing to me, O V N R”

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