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  On 05/03/2024 at 09:52, Renton said:

 

Whatevs. Your VEGAN wine then. 

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i'm not a vegan, for the record. 

 

but if i had the choice, i'd opt for a wine that didn't contain bone marrow, fish oil or crustacean shells

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I went for a run today, but came back after 2 minutes because I forgot something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I forgot I was old and fat and can't run for more than 2 minutes.

 

 

 

 

:tumbleweed:

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, you’re in here a lot, are you an alcoholic?”

The horse ponders for a minute then responds “I don’t think I am.” And poof, he disappears.

This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they’re familiar with Descartes’ famous postulate, “I think, therefore I am.”

But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse.

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