Sonatine 12256 Posted March 2, 2024 Share Posted March 2, 2024 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12863 Posted March 3, 2024 Share Posted March 3, 2024 On 02/03/2024 at 17:38, Monkeys Fist said: Just had a MAJOR falling out with one of my oldest friends. He caught me sniffing his sisters knickers… but she was wearing them at the time. He said he’ll never forgive me for ruining her funeral. Expand 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted March 3, 2024 Share Posted March 3, 2024 I found a wallet today with a wad of cash inside, so being the good Christian that I am, I thought “What would Jesus do?” So I did the right thing and turned it into wine. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7886 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 What do you call a Serbian prostitute? Sloba Downmykokubic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12587 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 On 04/03/2024 at 08:24, Holden McGroin said: What do you call a Serbian prostitute? Sloba Downmykokubic Expand "Here lads, this unga has bunga'd me joke." 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11392 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 On 02/03/2024 at 17:38, Monkeys Fist said: Just had a MAJOR falling out with one of my oldest friends. He caught me sniffing his sisters knickers… but she was wearing them at the time. He said he’ll never forgive me for ruining her funeral. Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7541 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12587 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 On 04/03/2024 at 13:07, trophyshy said: What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles. Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24223 Posted March 4, 2024 Author Share Posted March 4, 2024 I went to the most violent chippy in the country the other day. …even the sausage and Cod got battered 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24223 Posted March 4, 2024 Author Share Posted March 4, 2024 On 02/03/2024 at 17:38, Monkeys Fist said: Just had a MAJOR falling out with one of my oldest friends. He caught me sniffing his sisters knickers… but she was wearing them at the time. He said he’ll never forgive me for ruining her funeral. Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12256 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 On 04/03/2024 at 18:05, Dr Gloom said: I went to the most violent chippy in the country the other day. …even the sausage and Cod got battered Expand 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24401 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 On 02/03/2024 at 17:38, Monkeys Fist said: Just had a MAJOR falling out with one of my oldest friends. He caught me sniffing his sisters knickers… but she was wearing them at the time. He said he’ll never forgive me for ruining her funeral. Expand If you had posted this in General Chat it would be "Oh Fist, what're you like..." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46192 Posted March 4, 2024 Share Posted March 4, 2024 On 04/03/2024 at 18:26, Renton said: If you had posted this in General Chat it would be "Oh Fist, what're you like..." Expand Aye. I’m fucking dead here… 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12863 Posted March 5, 2024 Share Posted March 5, 2024 On 04/03/2024 at 19:51, Monkeys Fist said: Aye. I’m fucking dead here… Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24223 Posted March 5, 2024 Author Share Posted March 5, 2024 Did anyone about the fire at the aquarium the other day? Hundreds of tortoises and terrapins perished. A turtle disaster 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52167 Posted March 5, 2024 Share Posted March 5, 2024 For the avoidance of doubt, it's Carmy that would have refused to go for a pint with YOU. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7886 Posted March 5, 2024 Share Posted March 5, 2024 On 05/03/2024 at 07:01, Dr Gloom said: Did anyone about the fire at the aquarium the other day? Hundreds of tortoises and terrapins perished. A turtle disaster Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7886 Posted March 5, 2024 Share Posted March 5, 2024 On 05/03/2024 at 07:31, Gemmill said: For the avoidance of doubt, it's Carmy that would have refused to go for a pint with YOU. Expand Wrong thread dooofus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52167 Posted March 5, 2024 Share Posted March 5, 2024 On 05/03/2024 at 07:32, Holden McGroin said: Wrong thread dooofus. Expand Embarrassing that I need to explain this, but THE JOKE IS that his patter in this thread is so shit that Carmy would be the one refusing to go for a drink. Please try to keep up with me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24223 Posted March 5, 2024 Author Share Posted March 5, 2024 On 05/03/2024 at 07:34, Gemmill said: Embarrassing that I need to explain this, but THE JOKE IS that his patter in this thread is so shit that Carmy would be the one refusing to go for a drink. Please try to keep up with me. Expand thank fuck for that. Don’t want that miserable twat killing the vibe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardi 285 Posted March 5, 2024 Share Posted March 5, 2024 A lingerie business set up by ex Star Trek legend William Shatner has gone into receivership. A disappointed Shatner admitted that titling the lingerie range 'Shatner Pants' was probably not the best idea. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24401 Posted March 5, 2024 Share Posted March 5, 2024 On 05/03/2024 at 08:56, Dr Gloom said: thank fuck for that. Don’t want that miserable twat killing the vibe Expand Aye, let's not let an award winning chef with an interesting life story spoil your solo enjoyment of your VEGAN beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24401 Posted March 5, 2024 Share Posted March 5, 2024 On 05/03/2024 at 09:03, Wardi said: A lingerie business set up by ex Star Trek legend William Shatner has gone into receivership. A disappointed Shatner admitted that titling the lingerie range 'Shatner Pants' was probably not the best idea. Expand He did a furniture line too. Shatner knicker drawers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24223 Posted March 5, 2024 Author Share Posted March 5, 2024 On 05/03/2024 at 09:35, Renton said: Aye, let's not let an award winning chef with an interesting life story spoil your solo enjoyment of your VEGAN beer. Expand what kind of weird ass non-vegan beer are you drinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34034 Posted March 5, 2024 Share Posted March 5, 2024 I like to mix my Carling with beef dripping just to counter-act Gemmill's efforts to save the earth. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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