Dr Gloom 22149 Posted January 4 Author Share Posted January 4 7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: What’s brown and runny? Usain Bolt. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10379 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 19 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: What’s brown and runny? Usain Bolt. Aal show yee a fuckin' stick an aal, yi daft cunt 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22149 Posted January 11 Author Share Posted January 11 My personal trainer said I should have a protein shake every night at 11pm. That's whey past my bedtime. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43067 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 31 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: have a protein shake every night at 11pm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10379 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: My personal trainer said I should have a protein shake every night at 11pm. That's whey past my bedtime. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Friends of Brian Smith, lifelong steam railway enthusiast gathered to mark his passing earlier today. Unfortunately Brian was run over by a class 4-6-0 engine on the nearby historic railway. ‘It’s how Brian would have wanted to go’, said his best friend Derek, ‘In fact he was chuffed to bits’. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9946 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33845 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 2 minutes ago, Toonpack said: That's still a good one, even from when Denisovan man was telling it. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10379 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 39 minutes ago, Toonpack said: 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46030 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 This thread has basically become old man Facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43067 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: This thread has basically become old man Facebook. I think you’re confusing it with the Funny Pictures Thread, grandad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9946 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 5 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: That's still a good one, even from when Denisovan man was telling it. It was clubbed the fucker to death when Denisovan man told it 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 Never challenge Death to a pillow fight ! Unless your ready to handle the reaper cushions. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 “Doctor, doctor - I think that I’m a moth’” “Ah, I’m a GP. You need to see a psychiatrist. “ “I know. But your light was on” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 Two relational databases go into a NoSQL bar. They have to leave straight away - they can't find a table. (Excel nerds of the board - consider yourselves well fucking outnerded). 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11563 Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 1 hour ago, Tdansmith said: Never challenge Death to a pillow fight ! Unless your ready to handle the reaper cushions. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9946 Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 12 hours ago, NJS said: Two relational databases go into a NoSQL bar. They have to leave straight away - they can't find a table. (Excel nerds of the board - consider yourselves well fucking outnerded). The Oracle has spoken 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4134 Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 12 hours ago, NJS said: Two relational databases go into a NoSQL bar. They have to leave straight away - they can't find a table. (Excel nerds of the board - consider yourselves well fucking outnerded). 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10379 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 On 20/01/2024 at 23:22, NJS said: Two relational databases go into a NoSQL bar. They have to leave straight away - they can't find a table. (Excel nerds of the board - consider yourselves well fucking outnerded). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 On 20/01/2024 at 23:22, NJS said: Two relational databases go into a NoSQL bar. They have to leave straight away - they can't find a table. (Excel nerds of the board - consider yourselves well fucking outnerded). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeAdmirer 1286 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 On 04/01/2024 at 21:17, Monkeys Fist said: What’s brown and runny? Usain Bolt. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33845 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Paddy moves to England and starts frequenting his new local every Friday where he always buys three pints and when taking a drink takes turns with them. The barman asked him why he didn't just buy a pint at a time? Paddy tells him "Back home me and my two brothers would have few hours in our local every Friday without fail. When I drink they way I do it's like they're here with me." So this is what happens all year until one night he comes in and only orders two. The barman looks at another regular and they fear the worst. The barman goes over to paddy and gently says, "Paddy, I'm guessing you must've lost one of your brothers, I don't want to interfere with your grief but I'll just say I'm sorry for your loss." Paddy looks up puzzled and says "What? My brothers are perfectly fine." The barman then asks why he's only got two pints tonight? Paddy smiles and says, "I've only got two pints because I'm doing dry January and I know they won't do it." 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43067 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 How many Spaniards does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6783 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: How many Spaniards does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10379 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 16 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: How many Spaniards does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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