Howmanheyman 37760 Posted January 2, 2024 Share Posted January 2, 2024 On 02/01/2024 at 13:33, Monkeys Fist said: Three T-Rex find an oil lamp, and, of course, after giving it a rub with their stubby little arms, a genie pops out and grants them three wishes. First T-Rex asks for a massive chunk of meat. Poooof- there it is. Second T-Rex, not to be outdone, asks for a shower of meaty chunks. Pooof- there it is. Third T-Rex, needing to outdo his pals, thinks for a second and then asks for a meatier shower.… Booooooooooom. Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24221 Posted January 2, 2024 Author Share Posted January 2, 2024 On 02/01/2024 at 13:33, Monkeys Fist said: Three T-Rex find an oil lamp, and, of course, after giving it a rub with their stubby little arms, a genie pops out and grants them three wishes. First T-Rex asks for a massive chunk of meat. Poooof- there it is. Second T-Rex, not to be outdone, asks for a shower of meaty chunks. Pooof- there it is. Third T-Rex, needing to outdo his pals, thinks for a second and then asks for a meatier shower.… Booooooooooom. Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4477 Posted January 2, 2024 Share Posted January 2, 2024 On 02/01/2024 at 10:44, Wardi said: A young Geordie lad goes to see the Doctor, clearly in some discomfort - there's a Newcastle Brown Ale bottle sticking out from his foot. After an inspection and diagnosis the Doctor reassuringly declared.. 'No need to worry bonny lad, it's just an ingrowing Toon ale' Expand 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37760 Posted January 2, 2024 Share Posted January 2, 2024 On 02/01/2024 at 14:45, spongebob toonpants said: Expand "Tracy! Tracy!!!!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12060 Posted January 2, 2024 Share Posted January 2, 2024 On 02/01/2024 at 13:33, Monkeys Fist said: Three T-Rex find an oil lamp, and, of course, after giving it a rub with their stubby little arms, a genie pops out and grants them three wishes. First T-Rex asks for a massive chunk of meat. Poooof- there it is. Second T-Rex, not to be outdone, asks for a shower of meaty chunks. Pooof- there it is. Third T-Rex, needing to outdo his pals, thinks for a second … I've always fancied a pair of tits can I have a steroid treatment. Genie fucked up Booooooooooom. Expand FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46190 Posted January 2, 2024 Share Posted January 2, 2024 On 02/01/2024 at 16:50, Toonpack said: FYP Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7886 Posted January 2, 2024 Share Posted January 2, 2024 On 02/01/2024 at 13:33, Monkeys Fist said: Three T-Rex find an oil lamp, and, of course, after giving it a rub with their stubby little arms, a genie pops out and grants them three wishes. First T-Rex asks for a massive chunk of meat. Poooof- there it is. Second T-Rex, not to be outdone, asks for a shower of meaty chunks. Pooof- there it is. Third T-Rex, needing to outdo his pals, thinks for a second and then asks for a meatier shower.… Booooooooooom. Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12582 Posted January 3, 2024 Share Posted January 3, 2024 On 02/01/2024 at 16:50, Toonpack said: FYP Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46190 Posted January 3, 2024 Share Posted January 3, 2024 Was having a bit of a disagreement with Mrs. F. last night over what a reasonable bed time was for a 13yr old. She suddenly yelled - “ Aaand, you’ve got no sense of direction!!!” No idea where that came from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12582 Posted January 3, 2024 Share Posted January 3, 2024 On 03/01/2024 at 14:31, Monkeys Fist said: Was having a bit of a disagreement with Mrs. F. last night over what a reasonable bed time was for a 13yr old. She suddenly yelled - “ Aaand, you’ve got no sense of direction!!!” No idea where that came from. Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12060 Posted January 3, 2024 Share Posted January 3, 2024 On 03/01/2024 at 14:31, Monkeys Fist said: Was having a bit of a disagreement with Mrs. F. last night over what a reasonable bed time was for a 13yr old. She suddenly yelled - “ Aaand, you’ve got no sense of direction!!!” No idea where that came from. Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12863 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 On 03/01/2024 at 14:31, Monkeys Fist said: Was having a bit of a disagreement with Mrs. F. last night over what a reasonable bed time was for a 13yr old. She suddenly yelled - “ Aaand, you’ve got no sense of direction!!!” No idea where that came from. Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4972 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 On 03/01/2024 at 14:31, Monkeys Fist said: Was having a bit of a disagreement with Mrs. F. last night over what a reasonable bed time was for a 13yr old. She suddenly yelled - “ Aaand, you’ve got no sense of direction!!!” No idea where that came from. Expand My wife once got mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46190 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7538 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37760 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 What's brown and sticky? A stick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12582 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 On 04/01/2024 at 08:44, Howmanheyman said: What's brown and sticky? A stick. Expand Aal show yi a fuckin' stick, yi daft cunt 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12863 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 On 04/01/2024 at 08:44, Howmanheyman said: What's brown and sticky? A stick. Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardi 285 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 In the 19th century the Cornish Pasty makers of south west England had reached crisis point. A general shortage of meat and meat rationing left them short of fillings for their pasties. In sheer desperation they decided to use the innards of large rodents as a meat substitute. These pasties became known as the pie-rats of Penzance. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12582 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 On 04/01/2024 at 09:22, Wardi said: In the 19th century the Cornish Pasty makers of south west England had reached crisis point. A general shortage of meat and meat rationing left them short of fillings for their pasties. In sheer desperation they decided to use the innards of large rodents as a meat substitute. These pasties became known as the pie-rats of Penzance. Expand 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12863 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 On 04/01/2024 at 09:22, Wardi said: In the 19th century the Cornish Pasty makers of south west England had reached crisis point. A general shortage of meat and meat rationing left them short of fillings for their pasties. In sheer desperation they decided to use the innards of large rodents as a meat substitute. These pasties became known as the pie-rats of Penzance. Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34031 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 On 04/01/2024 at 09:22, Wardi said: In the 19th century the Cornish Pasty makers of south west England had reached crisis point. A general shortage of meat and meat rationing left them short of fillings for their pasties. In sheer desperation they decided to use the innards of large rodents as a meat substitute. These pasties became known as the pie-rats of Penzance. Expand 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16760 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 On 04/01/2024 at 09:22, Wardi said: In the 19th century the Cornish Pasty makers of south west England had reached crisis point. A general shortage of meat and meat rationing left them short of fillings for their pasties. In sheer desperation they decided to use the innards of large rodents as a meat substitute. These pasties became known as the pie-rats of Penzance. Expand 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12863 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 On 04/01/2024 at 09:36, Meenzer said: Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46190 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 On 04/01/2024 at 08:44, Howmanheyman said: What's brown and sticky? A stick. Expand What’s brown and runny? Usain Bolt. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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