Dazzler 8504 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 The absolute master of dead baby jokes with a classic: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19314 Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 We had a match last night against a local quarry We beat them 2-1 on aggregate 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3708 Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 12 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: We had a match last night against a local quarry We beat them 2-1 on aggregate So it should be at a local quarry then 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21302 Posted December 8, 2023 Author Share Posted December 8, 2023 On 06/12/2023 at 08:51, RobinRobin said: Fuck's sake. Not even MF and Gloom would go there. i would 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6230 Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 2 hours ago, wykikitoon said: We had a match last night against a local quarry We beat them 2-1 on aggregate 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8504 Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 3 hours ago, wykikitoon said: We had a match last night against a local quarry We beat them 2-1 on aggregate 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10701 Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: i would So did MF 🙁 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10701 Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden. 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharp 50 Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19314 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 The wife says shes leaving me because of my obsession with crosswords. Its ok though, im not two down.. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8700 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 On 08/12/2023 at 07:06, wykikitoon said: We had a match last night against a local quarry We beat them 2-1 on aggregate Ref got slated by all accounts 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8700 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 Was Christmas shopping in the toy shop on Saturday, had to ask where the terminator toys were, they were in aisle B back. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6230 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 2 hours ago, wykikitoon said: The wife says shes leaving me because of my obsession with crosswords. Its ok though, im not two down.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8504 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 5 hours ago, Toonpack said: Was Christmas shopping in the toy shop on Saturday, had to ask where the terminator toys were, they were in aisle B back. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 9 hours ago, Toonpack said: Was Christmas shopping in the toy shop on Saturday, had to ask where the terminator toys were, they were in aisle B back. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21302 Posted December 12, 2023 Author Share Posted December 12, 2023 On 11/12/2023 at 08:59, Toonpack said: Was Christmas shopping in the toy shop on Saturday, had to ask where the terminator toys were, they were in aisle B back. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 Since it’s been Christmas for the last two months, time to roll out a festive classic… David Bowie bumps in to Bing Crosby in heaven, and suggests they sing Little Drummer Boy for the angels and shit. Bing says ” I’d love to David, but I’m having trouble with my inflatable arsehole I had fitted just before I died” Bowie says ” No worries Bing I’ve got just the thing!” BC - “ A rubber bum pump?” DB - “ A rubber bum pump!” Both- “ A rubber bum pump”. Thank you and get fucked. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8700 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 12 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Since it’s been Christmas for the last two months, time to roll out a festive classic… David Bowie bumps in to Bing Crosby in heaven, and suggests they sing Little Drummer Boy for the angels and shit. Bing says ” I’d love to David, but I’m having trouble with my inflatable arsehole I had fitted just before I died” Bowie says ” No worries Bing I’ve got just the thing!” BC - “ A rubber bum pump?” DB - “ A rubber bum pump!” Both- “ A rubber bum pump”. Thank you and get fucked. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8504 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 23 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Since it’s been Christmas for the last two months, time to roll out a festive classic… David Bowie bumps in to Bing Crosby in heaven, and suggests they sing Little Drummer Boy for the angels and shit. Bing says ” I’d love to David, but I’m having trouble with my inflatable arsehole I had fitted just before I died” Bowie says ” No worries Bing I’ve got just the thing!” BC - “ A rubber bum pump?” DB - “ A rubber bum pump!” Both- “ A rubber bum pump”. Thank you and get fucked. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10701 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 13 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Since it’s been Christmas for the last two months, time to roll out a festive classic… David Bowie bumps in to Bing Crosby in heaven, and suggests they sing Little Drummer Boy for the angels and shit. Bing says ” I’d love to David, but I’m having trouble with my inflatable arsehole I had fitted just before I died” Bowie says ” No worries Bing I’ve got just the thing!” BC - “ A rubber bum pump?” DB - “ A rubber bum pump!” Both- “ A rubber bum pump”. Thank you and get fucked. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19314 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 I asked 100 women what their favourite brand of shampoo was, and the top answer was "GET OUT OF MY SHOWER" 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8504 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 2 hours ago, wykikitoon said: I asked 100 women what their favourite brand of shampoo was, and the top answer was "GET OUT OF MY SHOWER" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 2 hours ago, wykikitoon said: I asked 100 women what their favourite brand of shampoo was, and the top answer was "GET OUT OF MY SHOWER" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8504 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 At some point I'm going to be given counselling from work the amount of times I've searched "suicide" or "kill myself" on various GIF sites 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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