Holden McGroin 7809 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 On 04/12/2023 at 07:07, wykikitoon said: Earlier this year I thought I would try and invent beach footwear for people with one leg. It was a flop Expand 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45904 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 On 04/12/2023 at 07:07, wykikitoon said: Earlier this year I thought I would try and invent beach footwear for people with one leg. It was a flop Expand 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4311 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23490 Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 My half brother and I aren't allowed to play with chainsaws anymore 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45904 Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 On 05/12/2023 at 07:23, wykikitoon said: My half brother and I aren't allowed to play with chainsaws anymore Expand 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7809 Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 On 05/12/2023 at 07:23, wykikitoon said: My half brother and I aren't allowed to play with chainsaws anymore Expand 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12747 Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 On 05/12/2023 at 07:23, wykikitoon said: My half brother and I aren't allowed to play with chainsaws anymore Expand 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45904 Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 What gets louder as it gets smaller? Baby in a compactor. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12747 Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 On 05/12/2023 at 13:09, Monkeys Fist said: What gets louder as it gets smaller? Baby in a compactor. Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23490 Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 I keep on randomly shouting Broccoli and Cauliflower... Think I have florettes 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12174 Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12747 Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 On 06/12/2023 at 08:23, wykikitoon said: I keep on randomly shouting Broccoli and Cauliflower... Think I have florettes Expand Fuck's sake. Not even MF and Gloom would go there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardi 285 Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 Did you hear the one about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11379 Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 On 06/12/2023 at 09:07, Wardi said: Did you hear the one about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa. Expand You read that in the Maltravieso cave? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45904 Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 What do babies and an Etch A Sketch have in common? If you don’t like how it looks, you can shake it until it’s gone. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7809 Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 On 06/12/2023 at 08:23, wykikitoon said: I keep on randomly shouting Broccoli and Cauliflower... Think I have florettes Expand 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12747 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 On 06/12/2023 at 08:51, RobinRobin said: Fuck's sake. Not even MF and Gloom would go there. Expand On 06/12/2023 at 11:38, Monkeys Fist said: What do babies and an Etch A Sketch have in common? If you don’t like how it looks, you can shake it until it’s gone. Expand Okay, spoke too soon 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12357 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 How do you get 100 babies in a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? Doritos. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23490 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23490 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 A rich Frenchman showed me his yachts. “This is Un, this is Deux, this is Trois, this is Quatre, this is Six.” Me: “where’s the fifth one?” “Cinq.” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7809 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 On 07/12/2023 at 09:30, wykikitoon said: A rich Frenchman showed me his yachts. “This is Un, this is Deux, this is Trois, this is Quatre, this is Six.” Me: “where’s the fifth one?” “Cinq.” Expand 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11379 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 On 07/12/2023 at 09:30, wykikitoon said: A rich Frenchman showed me his yachts. “This is Un, this is Deux, this is Trois, this is Quatre, this is Six.” Me: “where’s the fifth one?” “Cinq.” Expand 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12747 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 On 07/12/2023 at 09:30, wykikitoon said: A rich Frenchman showed me his yachts. “This is Un, this is Deux, this is Trois, this is Quatre, this is Six.” Me: “where’s the fifth one?” “Cinq.” Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7809 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 On 07/12/2023 at 07:39, Dazzler said: How do you get 100 babies in a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? Doritos. Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45904 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 On 07/12/2023 at 07:39, Dazzler said: How do you get 100 babies in a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? Doritos. Expand Difference between a bucket of baby guts and a bucket of sand? Can’t gargle sand. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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