The Fish 10856 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 This is now the "If you heard a shit joke today, post it", or at least that's what the last few pages have tortoise. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21606 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 9 minutes ago, The Fish said: This is now the "If you heard a shit joke today, post it", or at least that's what the last few pages have tortoise. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 14 minutes ago, The Fish said: This is now the "If you heard a shit joke today, post it", or at least that's what the last few pages have tortoise. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardi 188 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 Northumbria Police are reporting that they have seized a large quantity of counterfeit Mr Kipling mince pies from a warehouse in Gateshead. A detective at the scene said.... 'These are exceedingly good fakes.' 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 I went to Waterstones the other day for a book on turtles… The assistant said “Hardback?”. I said, “Aye, with little heads” 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake. I thought “the streets are strangely desserted tonight.” 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33166 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 1 hour ago, RobinRobin said: Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake. I thought “the streets are strangely desserted tonight.” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardi 188 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 There are rumours within the business world that the Crufts dog show is in severe financial difficulty. Apparently the situation has got so serious they have called in the official Retriever. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 Are you the Albert Smith of the joke thread? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9742 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 1 hour ago, ewerk said: Are you the Albert Smith of the joke thread? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33166 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Wardi said: There are rumours within the business world that the Crufts dog show is in severe financial difficulty. Apparently the situation has got so serious they have called in the official Retriever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 4 hours ago, Dazzler said: More so than with any of Albert’s tripe. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9742 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 26 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: More so than with any of Albert’s tripe. I miss him tbh, we need a overhyped shite boxing event soon. Nothing brings the board together more than everyone piling in on Albert with shite GIFs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, Dazzler said: I miss him tbh, we need a overhyped shite boxing event soon. Nothing brings the board together more than everyone piling in on Albert with shite GIFs. I have no doubt he’ll be back with a huge undercard of lads nobody has heard of. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 7 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: More so than with any of Albert’s tripe. Fuck's sake. Don't you know he's like Beetlejuice? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 Albert Smith Albert Smith Albert Smith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9742 Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 26 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Albert Smith Albert Smith Albert Smith "Didst thou summon me, mine child? could i interest thou 'i some terrible boxing events bore 'i the kingdom of saudi arabia. I hark some youtube stars shall be headlining. What the eff. Art thou not entertained?" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Albert Smith Albert Smith Albert Smith 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11374 Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 It struck me the day that loads of the best F1 drivers have Scottish towns in their names. Lewis Hamilton ( twofer) Eddie Irvine Stirling Moss Ayr Toon Centre. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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