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9 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

I was having dinner with a world chess champion and there was a check tablecloth.

 

It took him two hours to pass the salt.

 

No, you shut up!

I went for an interview at a Blacksmiths the other day. 
He said “ Have you ever shoed a horse?”

I said, “ No, but I’ve punched a duck.”

 

Didn’t get the job. 
 

I did get a puppy from him though. 
 

The second I got it home it made a bolt for the door. 

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14 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Did a bit of star gazing last night and while looking at Orion’s Belt I thought,

” That’s a big waist of space”. 
 

 

Giddup

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( that’s a three star joke, right there.)

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