Meenzer 16656 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 Sometimes I think I love this thread, but most of the time I Haitit. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37532 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 Btw, the American pronunciation of Carribbean....... 'Are you fucking kidding me?' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45905 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 Piracy has caused the price of wheat to spiral across the Caribbean. It’s a buck an ear. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14931 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 Ant, nuke the forum again 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19438 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7507 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 This has been a miserable slog to wade through. And after the effort I feel you deserve this abortion. My dyslexic raver mate set up a climbing company in Jamaica. Parties of the Carabiner. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45905 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 Dyslexia isn’t somehting to joek abuot. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24063 Posted April 18, 2023 Author Share Posted April 18, 2023 On 18/04/2023 at 13:54, Gemmill said: If I was the OP on this thread, I'd lock it WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT. Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45905 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 What do you call a Chinese lass with a Kenwood Chef on her head? wibble. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4311 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 Chinese guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Barman says “where did you get that” Parrot says “China there’s fucking millions of them “. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7507 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 On 18/04/2023 at 18:14, Monkeys Fist said: What do you call a Chinese lass with a Kenwood Chef on her head? wibble. Expand He’s Japanese, you careless racist. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45905 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 On 18/04/2023 at 19:17, trophyshy said: He’s Japanese, you careless racist. Expand Aye, and he’s asking what you call a Chinese lass with a Kenwood Chef on her head. Then he’s telling you. I never said he was Chinese. DO YOU THINK THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME????? Leported So, a snake walks in to a bar and the barman says, ” How’d you do that?” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3948 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 On 18/04/2023 at 18:26, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Chinese guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Barman says “where did you get that” Parrot says “China there’s fucking millions BILLIONS of them “. Expand Factualised your post. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12747 Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 On 18/04/2023 at 12:35, Dr Gloom said: that joke didn't get a single lol emoji Expand On 18/04/2023 at 12:59, Dr Gloom said: happens to also be what my jamaican drill sergeant mate calls his new regiment of soldiers Expand On 18/04/2023 at 14:20, Dr Gloom said: Jamaica’s weather can be unpredictable. Glorious sunshine one month, hurricanes the next. Quite changeable isn’t it… ….the climate of the Caribbean Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12747 Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 Julius Caesar walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a Martinus." The bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, "Don't you mean a Martini?" "Look", Caesar replies, "If I wanted a double, I'd have asked for it!" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24063 Posted April 19, 2023 Author Share Posted April 19, 2023 What's the German word for bra? Stoppemfrumfloppen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45905 Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 The translation for the German word for nipple is “Chest Warts”. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12747 Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 On 19/04/2023 at 14:53, Dr Gloom said: What's the German word for bra? Stoppemfrumfloppen. Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24063 Posted April 21, 2023 Author Share Posted April 21, 2023 I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four-leaf clovers and rabbits feet. I thought: "Wow, he's pushing his luck! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11379 Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 On 21/04/2023 at 12:10, Dr Gloom said: I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four-leaf clovers and rabbits feet. I thought: "Wow, he's pushing his luck! Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45905 Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 On 21/04/2023 at 12:10, Dr Gloom said: I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four-leaf clovers and rabbits feet. I thought: "Wow, he's pushing his luck! Expand I knew a lad who kept 100 rabbits up his arse. Called him Warren. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45905 Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 He was from a weird family. His brother had epilepsy and dressed as a cowboy , called himself Tex Fitz. His mother used to go to the local park and hang off the goalposts every day- other than that she was a lovely woman, Annette. ( I’ve translated these from the Ancient Sanskrit they were first written in). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4669 Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 Fucking cave paintings more like it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45905 Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 On 21/04/2023 at 14:17, NJS said: Fucking cave paintings more like it. Expand Stonehub.com NSFW. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12747 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 On 21/04/2023 at 12:10, Dr Gloom said: I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four-leaf clovers and rabbits feet. I thought: "Wow, he's pushing his luck! Expand 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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