if you heard a joke today, post it

[RobinRobin 12863]

  On 11/01/2023 at 08:49, Monkeys Fist said:

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[Dr Gloom 24219]

Sylvester Stallone said he wants to make a movie about classical music. He says, “I will be Beethoven.” 

 

Jean Claude Van Damme says, “Okay, I’ll be Mozart.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger says, “I’ll be Bach.”

[Gemmill 52160]

I'd watch that, when's it released? 

[trophyshy 7538]

  On 11/01/2023 at 17:35, Dr Gloom said:

Sylvester Stallone said he wants to make a movie about classical music. He says, “I will be Beethoven.” 

 

Jean Claude Van Damme says, “Okay, I’ll be Mozart.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger says, “I’ll be Bach.”

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[Isegrim 10708]

  On 11/01/2023 at 17:35, Dr Gloom said:

Sylvester Stallone said he wants to make a movie about classical music. He says, “I will be Beethoven.” 

 

Jean Claude Van Damme says, “Okay, I’ll be Mozart.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger says, “I’ll be Bach.”

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Worst. Pronouncing. Ever.

[Isegrim 10708]

It’s terrible when you can’t Händel the German language tbh.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4345]

  On 11/01/2023 at 19:05, Isegrim said:

It’s terrible when you can’t Händel the German language tbh.

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Now that’s a good joke.

[Monkeys Fist 46190]

  On 11/01/2023 at 19:28, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Now that’s a good joke.

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I laughed my tits Orff. 

[Isegrim 10708]

Gloom should go into Haydn iyam.

[Dr Gloom 24219]

 

  On 11/01/2023 at 20:34, Isegrim said:

Gloom should go into Haydn iyam.

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Verdi good

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4345]

  On 11/01/2023 at 21:01, Dr Gloom said:

 

 

Verdi good

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[Alex 37666]

Take no notice of Isegrim. His Bach is worse than his bite

[trophyshy 7538]

[Dr Gloom 24219]

  On 12/01/2023 at 10:35, Alex said:

Take no notice of Isegrim. His Bach is worse than his bite

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his last pun was a work of mozart 

[Craig 7284]

  On 12/01/2023 at 10:59, Dr Gloom said:

 

his last pun was a work of mozart 

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Yours are too hot to handel

[Dr Gloom 24219]

  On 12/01/2023 at 11:04, Craig said:

 

Yours are too hot to handel

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we might have a gershwinner 

[RobinRobin 12863]

[Dr Gloom 24219]

  On 12/01/2023 at 11:12, RobinRobin said:

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ok, i'll stop. i cantata think of more classical music puns 

[Craig 7284]

  On 12/01/2023 at 11:14, Dr Gloom said:

 

ok, i'll stop. i cantata think of more classical music puns 

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surely you have a liszt somewhere?

[Monkeys Fist 46190]

  On 12/01/2023 at 11:14, Dr Gloom said:

 

ok, i'll stop. i cantata think of more classical music puns 

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Any more of this and you’ll get a good Haydn. 

[Dr Gloom 24219]

Just asked the woman in Waterstones if Prince Harry’s book is available to download.

She replied “do you want the PDF file?”

I said no, that’s his uncle.

[RobinRobin 12863]

  On 13/01/2023 at 20:13, Dr Gloom said:

Just asked the woman in Waterstones if Prince Harry’s book is available to download.

She replied “do you want the PDF file?”

I said no, that’s his uncle.

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[Gemmill 52160]

My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas. 

[Monkeys Fist 46190]

Aye, commas are the difference between helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse, and lifelong trauma. 

[Monkeys Fist 46190]

Speaking of peanut butter, it’s not my jam. 
 

 

 

 

Giddup!