RobinRobin 11281 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted January 11, 2023 Author Share Posted January 11, 2023 Sylvester Stallone said he wants to make a movie about classical music. He says, “I will be Beethoven.” Jean Claude Van Damme says, “Okay, I’ll be Mozart.” Arnold Schwarzenegger says, “I’ll be Bach.” 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44896 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 I'd watch that, when's it released? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: Sylvester Stallone said he wants to make a movie about classical music. He says, “I will be Beethoven.” Jean Claude Van Damme says, “Okay, I’ll be Mozart.” Arnold Schwarzenegger says, “I’ll be Bach.” 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9778 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: Sylvester Stallone said he wants to make a movie about classical music. He says, “I will be Beethoven.” Jean Claude Van Damme says, “Okay, I’ll be Mozart.” Arnold Schwarzenegger says, “I’ll be Bach.” Worst. Pronouncing. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9778 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 It’s terrible when you can’t Händel the German language tbh. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 22 minutes ago, Isegrim said: It’s terrible when you can’t Händel the German language tbh. Now that’s a good joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 44 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Now that’s a good joke. I laughed my tits Orff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9778 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 Gloom should go into Haydn iyam. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted January 11, 2023 Author Share Posted January 11, 2023 27 minutes ago, Isegrim said: Gloom should go into Haydn iyam. Verdi good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 6 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Verdi good 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35093 Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 Take no notice of Isegrim. His Bach is worse than his bite 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted January 12, 2023 Author Share Posted January 12, 2023 23 minutes ago, Alex said: Take no notice of Isegrim. His Bach is worse than his bite his last pun was a work of mozart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: his last pun was a work of mozart Yours are too hot to handel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted January 12, 2023 Author Share Posted January 12, 2023 3 minutes ago, Craig said: Yours are too hot to handel we might have a gershwinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11281 Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted January 12, 2023 Author Share Posted January 12, 2023 1 minute ago, RobinRobin said: ok, i'll stop. i cantata think of more classical music puns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 8 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: ok, i'll stop. i cantata think of more classical music puns surely you have a liszt somewhere? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 33 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: ok, i'll stop. i cantata think of more classical music puns Any more of this and you’ll get a good Haydn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted January 13, 2023 Author Share Posted January 13, 2023 Just asked the woman in Waterstones if Prince Harry’s book is available to download. She replied “do you want the PDF file?” I said no, that’s his uncle. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11281 Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 6 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Just asked the woman in Waterstones if Prince Harry’s book is available to download. She replied “do you want the PDF file?” I said no, that’s his uncle. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44896 Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 Aye, commas are the difference between helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse, and lifelong trauma. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 Speaking of peanut butter, it’s not my jam. Giddup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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