The Fish 10856 Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 15 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: You didn’t like the chess one, boys? What did the cannibal do after eating his vegetables? Sold their wheelchairs on ebay. I’ll see myself out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17252 Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 19 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: You didn’t like the chess one, boys? What did the cannibal do after eating his vegetables? Sold their wheelchairs on ebay. I’ll see myself out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33173 Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 Bloke on his deathbed talking to their lass says now he's not got long to live he has to know something, he says he's always noticed one of his five kids looks nothing like the rest of them, he asks if the fifth one had a different father to them? The wife breaks down, years of guilt come to a head and she admits that yes, the fifth had a different father to the rest. 'Who was the father?' the dying man croaked. 'You.' the sobbing woman replied. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Craig 6682 Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, Craig said: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 43 minutes ago, Craig said: Get this facebook shit off this website! Jesus Christ, Craig. Jesus Fucking Christ. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted December 16, 2022 Author Share Posted December 16, 2022 My next door neighbour and I are good friends, so we decided to share our water supply. We got a long well. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11374 Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted December 16, 2022 Author Share Posted December 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Craig said: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 Reminds me of the old - what do you call a Spanish footballer with no legs? Gracias 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42417 Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 I knew a Spanish lass who’d had all her teeth knocked out except the front one. Called her Juanita… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33173 Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I knew a Spanish lass who’d had all her teeth knocked out except the front one. Called her Juanita… 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I knew a Spanish lass who’d had all her teeth knocked out except the front one. Called her Juanita… 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33173 Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 'Man who fish in other man's pond, only catch crabs' 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted December 20, 2022 Author Share Posted December 20, 2022 My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot. But I'm not a fan. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15524 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 I like that you've even formatted that one like the Christmas cracker joke it is. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42417 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 My wife demanded that I stop constantly impersonating flamingos. I had to put my foot down. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted December 20, 2022 Author Share Posted December 20, 2022 21 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: My wife demanded that I stop constantly impersonating flamingos. I had to put my foot down. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33173 Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 I could hardly breathe watching this..... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 I taught my dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground... We went from Barking to Tooting in half an hour. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42417 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 2 minutes ago, Craig said: I taught my dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground... We went from Barking to Tooting in half an hour. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted January 11, 2023 Author Share Posted January 11, 2023 24 minutes ago, Craig said: I taught my dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground... We went from Barking to Tooting in half an hour. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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