ewerk 30598 Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 Has Gloom got a new job putting the jokes into Christmas crackers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 25 minutes ago, ewerk said: Has Gloom got a new job putting the jokes into Christmas crackers? With his positive outlook on life? I fucking hope not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33169 Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: I saw an old man today who fell into a well. I guess he couldn’t see that well 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted October 4, 2022 Author Share Posted October 4, 2022 1 hour ago, ewerk said: Has Gloom got a new job putting the jokes into Christmas crackers? Nothing to see here. My jokes have been this bad since I started the thread 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 On 19/11/2010 at 14:25, LeazesMag said: just ordered a chinese. The chinese delivery guy turned up at my door and said "£20 please". I smiled and said "can you tell me the name of Jordan's son?" He said "harfey price". I replied "cheers ting tong, here's a tenner now fuck off" reported 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42413 Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 I went to the open day at the kids school. They’ve got these whiteboards in every class. Remarkable. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3892 Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I went to the open day at the kids school. They’ve got these whiteboards in every class. Remarkable. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 11 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: I saw an old man today who fell into a well. I guess he couldn’t see that well 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted October 6, 2022 Author Share Posted October 6, 2022 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42413 Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 25 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted October 6, 2022 Author Share Posted October 6, 2022 I knew a man who poisoned his wife with a pair of scissors. He gave her arsenic. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11374 Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42413 Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 25 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: I knew a man who poisoned his wife with a pair of scissors. He gave her arsenic. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted October 6, 2022 Author Share Posted October 6, 2022 that's genuinely one of my favourite jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42413 Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 Van Gogh is having a pint. Gaugin walks in and says, ” Alreet Vince, fancy a beer?” Van Gogh says, ” No thanks Paul mate, I’ve got one ‘ere.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted October 6, 2022 Author Share Posted October 6, 2022 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Van Gogh is having a pint. Gaugin walks in and says, ” Alreet Vince, fancy a beer?” Van Gogh says, ” No thanks Paul mate, I’ve got one ‘ere.” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42413 Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 That’s my favourite joke. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 15 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: I knew a man who poisoned his wife with a pair of scissors. He gave her arsenic. 14 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Van Gogh is having a pint. Gaugin walks in and says, ” Alreet Vince, fancy a beer?” Van Gogh says, ” No thanks Paul mate, I’ve got one ‘ere.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted October 13, 2022 Author Share Posted October 13, 2022 Don't throw sodium chloride at people. That's a salt. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted October 13, 2022 Author Share Posted October 13, 2022 I like how Gaugin says alreet btw @Monkeys Fist anyway… The Indian restaurant I used to work for was so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn’t share the flatbread recipe Just their standard naan disclosure agreement. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11374 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 22 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: I like how Gaugin says alreet btw @Monkeys Fist anyway… The Indian restaurant I used to work for was so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn’t share the flatbread recipe Just their standard naan disclosure agreement. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42413 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: I like how Gaugin says alreet btw @Monkeys Fist Gaugin was a Geordie, his actual surname was just Go Go… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 14 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Don't throw sodium chloride at people. That's a salt. 11 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: I like how Gaugin says alreet btw @Monkeys Fist anyway… The Indian restaurant I used to work for was so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn’t share the flatbread recipe Just their standard naan disclosure agreement. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 10 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Gaugin was a Geordie, his actual surname was just Go Go… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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