Kevin Carr's Gloves 3892 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Do you get jalapeños in Australia? I wish we didn't after that "joke" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Do you get jalapeños in Australia? Yes, but it doesn't add to the joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 There was a joke? I just assumed Gemmill has posted in the wrong thread again. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21608 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 (edited) 23 hours ago, Holden McGroin said: Ah shit. Working while posting... what could possibly go wrong. Not a joke but yeah, be careful. Me and a friend were discussing a mutual lady aquaintance who he had worked with an he now worked with in his new job. Couldn't remember her name propely so he found it on his NHS global list. Yeah, you guess it, he cced her in to the e-mail thread. Fuck me, I wanted the ground to swallow me up but as for him..... He had to rush to apologise in person and beg forgiveness. We stick to Whatapp now. Another mate sent out a dirty joke be e-amil. To the entire trust. Almost lost his job. Edited July 21, 2022 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9399 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 23 hours ago, Holden McGroin said: Ah shit. Working while posting... what could possibly go wrong. That's not funny either 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6582 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 (edited) 5 hours ago, Renton said: Not a joke but yeah, be careful. Me and a friend were discussing a mutual lady aquaintance who he had worked with an he now worked with in his new job. Couldn't remember her name propely so he found it on his NHS global list. Yeah, you guess it, he cced her in to the e-mail thread. Fuck me, I wanted the ground to swallow me up but as for him..... He had to rush to apologise in person and beg forgiveness. We stick to Whatapp now. Another mate sent out a dirty joke be e-amil. To the entire trust. Almost lost his job. I can just imagine. "mate, remember that Sharon in Cardiology. You know, the one with the cracking norks. " Edited July 21, 2022 by Holden McGroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9399 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said: I can just imagine. "mate, remember that Sharon in Cardiology. You know, the one with the cracking norks. " Takes me back to my schooldays (eons ago) Field trip to ford castle iirc, in our room, one of the lads (back to door) says "bet Mr Cooper has Miss Pollock down to her bra and panties by now", who'd just walked in (aye both of them) Edited July 21, 2022 by Toonpack 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21608 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Takes me back to my schooldays (eons ago) Field trip to ford castle iirc, in our room, one of the lads (back to door) says "bet Mr Cooper has Miss Pollock down to her bra and panties by now", who'd just walked in (aye both of them) I went to a field trip to Ford castle too, circa 1987 I think. Got friendly with a slapper from Wallsend in an alcove late at night. Ahh, the mammaries. Edited July 21, 2022 by Renton 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Renton said: I went to a field trip to Ford castle too, circa 1987 I think. Got friendly with a slapper from Wallsend in an alcove late at night. Ahh, the mammaries. ‘Reader, I married her.’ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9399 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Renton said: I went to a field trip to Ford castle too, circa 1987 I think. Got friendly with a slapper from Wallsend in an alcove late at night. Ahh, the mammaries. was some of the lads in the top room, which was connected to room below by a stairway in the wall, (for olde aristocratic secret shagging purposes) top door was locked, we were below and that door was open, half the lads went to each door when everyone had supposedly turned in and we sprayed every can of deodorant we had through the keyholes, nearly killed them 😂😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Renton said: I went to a field trip to Ford castle too, circa 1987 I think. Got friendly with a slapper from Wallsend in an alcove late at night. Ahh, the mammaries. Not called Yuri by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21608 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 I've no idea now. I've looked up the meaning of Yuri though and apparently it means Japanese girl love. Which sounds very nice, admittedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44852 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 16 minutes ago, Renton said: I've no idea now. I've looked up the meaning of Yuri though and apparently it means Japanese girl love. Which sounds very nice, admittedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21608 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 Oooh, I don't know how you have the nerve. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9399 Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 My application to join the local brass band has been rejected. Apparently they prefer loud, confident personalities and I don’t like blowing my own trumpet. (Gemmill would get in mind!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 13 hours ago, Toonpack said: My application to join the local brass band has been rejected. Apparently they prefer loud, confident personalities and I don’t like blowing my own trumpet. (Gemmill would get in mind!) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42413 Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 I see Elton John spent £2million on a gym for his pet rabbits. It’s a little fit bunny.… 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 On 21/07/2022 at 20:09, Renton said: I've no idea now. I've looked up the meaning of Yuri though and apparently it means Japanese girl love. Which sounds very nice, admittedly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 14 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I see Elton John spent £2million on a gym for his pet rabbits. It’s a little fit bunny.… 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted October 3, 2022 Author Share Posted October 3, 2022 I had to fire my fruit delivery driver today. I hate to let the mango but he was driving me bananas. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Howmanheyman 33166 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 22 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: I had to fire my fruit delivery driver today. I hate to let the mango but he was driving me bananas. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 12 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: I had to fire my fruit delivery driver today. I hate to let the mango but he was driving me bananas. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted October 4, 2022 Author Share Posted October 4, 2022 I saw an old man today who fell into a well. I guess he couldn’t see that well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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