Dr Gloom 21924 Posted December 14, 2018 Author Share Posted December 14, 2018 7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I tried catching fog this morning Mist On fire with the dad jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 I got an origami set from my works secret Santa, but there’s no instructuon booklet. I dont know what to make of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 I’ve got my 8yr old son a fridge for Christmas. I cant wait to see his little face light up when he opens it. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20150 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Whats Brown and Rhyms with Snoop Dr Dre 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33231 Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 (edited) Saw an old flame the other day, was pretty serious with her until I discovered a load of French maid, nurse, secretary and police uniforms in her wardrobe. It was then I realised she probably wasn't going to be the one for me if she couldn't even hold down a fucking job. Edited December 17, 2018 by Howmanheyman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20150 Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20150 Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Just seen in newspaper that Boy George's reptile has bitten 12 people at the weekend. I think he needs a calmer Chameleon! 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33231 Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Fucking December and I somehow manage to get stung by a bee! £4.99 for a jar of honey in asdas*. *How I imagine CT calling it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20150 Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33231 Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Two jokes for the price of one there. Fucking spoil you lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20150 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 i fell asleep at the works Christmas party last night. Snoring away some fucker put a tea bag in my mouth. I didnt half kick off. Nobody treats me like a mug! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Did you open the crackers early this year or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20150 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 I am trying to be more positive and upbeat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 My mate tried to flog me his 52” HD telly, al the bells and whistles, but the volume is stuck on 20. £50 I couldn’t turn it down. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20150 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Mexican lad I worked with had prosthetic feet. Called him Roberto. He had a nice Audi through Motability, until some swine nicked it, which was when I learnt his full name. Roberto Carlos. I’m here all day… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Me and a mate were comparing the worst jobs we’d done. I told about the time I worked 12hr shifts for Dunlop, tearing the bottoms off faulty tennis shoes to recycle the rubber. It was sole destroying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Been reading a Stephen Hawking book about anti-gravity. Didn’t have great expectations for it, but I can’t put it down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20150 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Superb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 I’ve been a bit down lately, and mate said , ” Cheer up man, it could be worse, you could be stuck in a water-filled hole in the ground”. I know he means well. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20150 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 What's Yoda's surname? Layeehoooo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Im going to tell my Star Wars loving son this, until he goes insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 The Big 3 unwritten rules of life... 1. 2. 3. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 good work on this page boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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