Howmanheyman 33166 Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 1 hour ago, wolfy said: A moth sees the light on at a dentists. The moth flies over and manages to get into the little open gap in the window then started fluttering around the light that the dentist uses to shine over the victim/patient. The dentist asked the moth why he was in there flying around the light, but the moth just kept fluttering around the light. 44 times the dentist asked the moth why he was fluttering around the light and 44 times the moth just kept on fluttering. It turned out that the dentist didn't realise that the moth couldn't actually talk. It also turns out that my jokes are absolutely crap and aren't really even a joke. Don't be too harsh on yourself, try that in a comedy club selling English tapas, for example, and it might go down a better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 We've finally found @The Fish's comedy account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 11 minutes ago, adios said: We've finally found @The Fish's comedy account. This is the worst thing you've ever said. I mean, that kind of villainy should be reserved for OTT antagonists in Disney movies, but there you go, spewing your filth on the internet instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Worse than Cromwell tbs tbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Sunderland stopped their game so they could applaud an opposing player off the field today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Dear me, even I winced at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33166 Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Smeeagain Why do Swedish battle ships have bar codes on their sides? Co they're Scandinavian SMB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 You fucked that one up, Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 An ice cream seller was today found on the floor of his van covered in hundreds and thousands. Police said he topped himself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 One fucking C from greatness. Fish I cracked tghat when you were a sprat. I enjoy your banter on SMB lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 FFS spell check where are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 The actual joke is: Why do Swedish war-ships have bar codes on the sides? So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian. But you weren't far away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 And it was only a couple of pages back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 2 hours ago, bobbyshinton said: FFS spell check where are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Smeeagain Is this any way to treat an elder statesman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15520 Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 Interviewer: Roger, what's your favourite thing about being Swiss? Federer: Well, the flag's a big plus. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 I'm not sure whether to or Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Meenzer said: Interviewer: Roger, what's your favourite thing about being Swiss? Federer: Well, the flag's a big plus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Anyone hear about that Japanese Journey tribute act that only plays funerals? They call themselves Don't Stop Bereaving 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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