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Sunderlands to The Futureheads as well i guess.

She's not a proper mackem anyway. French surname.

Not her real name though. Its Gofton- doesnt sound as good Lauren Gofton. Can see why she changed it

Gofton, Lauren Gofton - sounds like she's from some god forsaken Yorkshire town that has one pub, and it only sells John Smiths.

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lauren laverne

 

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Sunderlands to The Futureheads as well i guess.

She's not a proper mackem anyway. French surname.

 

As someone who is relatively indifferent to the Newcastle/Sunderland rivalry, I can confirm that she is a talentless whore.

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Can't see J69s link but if no one has mentioned Newcastle producing (via The Animals) Jimi Hendrix, I'll be very disappointed.

 

Bit of a stretch that one like.

Fuck you, I'm having it. :cuppa:

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BTW S Shields can claim Menzies out of The Angelic Upstarts (unfortunately a Sunderland fan) and the guitarists out of The Wildhearts and 3 Colours Red (brothers).

Chris and Danny McCormack. I got taught guitar off both of them.

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BTW S Shields can claim Menzies out of The Angelic Upstarts (unfortunately a Sunderland fan) and the guitarists out of The Wildhearts and 3 Colours Red (brothers).

Chris and Danny McCormack. I got taught guitar off both of them.

 

Did you pluck their Banjo's for them?

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Down to 13½ stone so managed to shed 7lb in the last week or so. Sadly coming to the conclusion that it is indeed beer that's the cause of the issues :cuppa:

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Wasn't going to hit the gym today but the opportunity to spread this cold around was too good to resist... hot lemon before I went down, sweating like fuck after one set.

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Wasn't going to hit the gym today but the opportunity to spread this cold around was too good to resist... hot lemon before I went down, sweating like fuck after one set.

I never get ill, but I've got a proper rattler of a cough at the minute. Felt crap this morning and thought the gym would be a waste of time, but it ended up being alright.

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I was going to go to the gym as I've had a weekend on the drink, but I've spent the last 2 days rehydrating myself so not sure I want to sweat it all back out. :cuppa: Going to head out for a walk in a bit instead, I think.

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I went out for a curry on Friday and woke up with a sore throat, I'm not suggesting that these immigrant types haven't washed the cutlery or glasses I used properly and have infected me, but if they spent as much time washing up as they did burning poppies I mightn't feel so bad right now.

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Wasn't going to hit the gym today but the opportunity to spread this cold around was too good to resist... hot lemon before I went down, sweating like fuck after one set.

I never get ill, but I've got a proper rattler of a cough at the minute. Felt crap this morning and thought the gym would be a waste of time, but it ended up being alright.

 

first sign of bad aids that mind Gem, best get yourself checked out.

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Wasn't going to hit the gym today but the opportunity to spread this cold around was too good to resist... hot lemon before I went down, sweating like fuck after one set.

I never get ill, but I've got a proper rattler of a cough at the minute. Felt crap this morning and thought the gym would be a waste of time, but it ended up being alright.

 

Caught it in the gym no doubt. All that recycled air is packed with nasties.

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Weigh in day!

 

Had Man Flu for about 4 or 5 days and have not been my usual healthy or active new self. Pulled up outside WW HQ, pondered the forthcoming bad news and decided to give it a miss this week.

 

Drove to the local to get our lass's white lightning and on the road home, passed WW HQ, I was overcome with guilt for being such a wuss and so went in.

 

Another 2lb off :(

 

2 more next week and thats a full fucking stone. :cuppa:

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Weigh in day!

 

Had Man Flu for about 4 or 5 days and have not been my usual healthy or active new self.[/b] Pulled up outside WW HQ, pondered the forthcoming bad news and decided to give it a miss this week.

 

Drove to the local to get our lass's white lightning and on the road home, passed WW HQ, I was overcome with guilt for being such a wuss and so went in.

 

Another 2lb off :(

 

2 more next week and thats a full fucking stone. :cuppa:

 

Couldn't have been that bad if you managed to get fish and chips down your neck. Anyone else I know when they're bad they eat nothing or very little.

 

Weak and feeble minded man you CT

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Jeff Winter :cuppa:

:(

 

You know what bit of self awareness here, I can give it in spade loads but when someone takes the piss out of me I'm setting new world records for dummy spitting.

 

Anyway CT please put a chart up or something to deflect this Jeff Winter crack from peoples memories.

I reckon you knew you'd get a bit of grief off here, posting that pic. You can use the abuse as a motivational tool to push you towards your goal. So I'm being cruel to be kind comparing you to Jeff.

 

I've seen pics of you before and you're a decent looking lad, its just that particular pic does you no favours. If its any consolation I look like Dietmar Hamann :(

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Jeff Winter :cuppa:

:(

 

You know what bit of self awareness here, I can give it in spade loads but when someone takes the piss out of me I'm setting new world records for dummy spitting.

 

Anyway CT please put a chart up or something to deflect this Jeff Winter crack from peoples memories.

I reckon you knew you'd get a bit of grief off here, posting that pic. You can use the abuse as a motivational tool to push you towards your goal. So I'm being cruel to be kind comparing you to Jeff.

 

I've seen pics of you before and you're a decent looking lad, its just that particular pic does you no favours. If its any consolation I look like Dietmar Hamann :(

 

Have you the twitch and horrendous accent?

 

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