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Did you have to freeze some sperm? They told me to cos I don't have any kids yet, obviously would only have one ball and the chemo might make me a jaffa.

 

Going to that place was the worst part about it all I think. Fucking gross.

 

Did they give you any grot to crack one out over?

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Aye there was two dog eared magazines in a drawer, one straight and one gay. I had me phone with me.

 

Was worried about either being in there too long or not long enough, like what is the right amount of time to spend in that situation? Too long and I look like I'm reading the fucking articles and not long enough and the nurse woman will think I am a chump. Stressful situation.

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Aye there was two dog eared magazines in a drawer, one straight and one gay. I had me phone with me.

 

Was worried about either being in there too long or not long enough, like what is the right amount of time to spend in that situation? Too long and I look like I'm reading the fucking articles and not long enough and the nurse woman will think I am a chump. Stressful situation.

 

:lol: I'd have come out, give the nurse a wink and fucked off.

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Also they asked me if I wanted to sign a waiver thing that was basically, if you should happen to die, can your other half use your sperm after your death?

 

I wouldn't recommend freezing sperm if you can avoid it. And the cancer as well I suppose.

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Did you have to freeze some sperm? They told me to cos I don't have any kids yet, obviously would only have one ball and the chemo might make me a jaffa.

 

Going to that place was the worst part about it all I think. Fucking gross.

 

Haha. Yep. Did that too before the chemo.

 

The rub-room was down a ramp, through a door, across a car park, through another door into a dimly lit hallway. One more door into a room with a couch and porno mags from the 90s.

 

I came back after the job was done trying to be all discreet. I'm pretty shy in person at the best of times so I was trying to avoid the attention of anyone else in the waiting room. Not sure why though, because it must have pretty clear that I'd just rubbed one out. Anyway, I gave the jizz-cup to the girl at the counter and turned around and went to leave. I'm almost at the door and she yells, 'Wait! We need to test the specimen!'

 

Fuck sake.

 

Glad you got through it mate. Good job not needing the chemo. I'm clear too after the nut-surgery, chemo, and more surgery to remove my abdominal lymph nodes. Just have bi-monthly check ups with the oncologist now. So all good.

 

No. Not recommended. :D

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Also they asked me if I wanted to sign a waiver thing that was basically, if you should happen to die, can your other half use your sperm after your death?

 

I wouldn't recommend freezing sperm if you can avoid it. And the cancer as well I suppose.

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  • 2 weeks later...

My metric-to-archaic converter tells me I've apparently snuck under something called "12st" this morning, so that's nice. Won't last, since holidays begin on Saturday and I intend to eat a grass-fed local animal every single night, but hey. Still haven't got back to the local hilly parkrun though. I think I might have developed a phobia. :D

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  • 1 month later...

Just did the British military fitness workout on Peckham Rye. Good fun in the sunshine, if your idea of idea of fun involves former soldiers in combat trousers shouting at you as you do burpees and sprint drills.

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I just joined one at the weekend as it happens. One of these Pure Gyms where it's open 24 hours and you just just let yourself in and out with a door code.

Don't get addicted...First month I was like stalking the joint..:lol:

 

Had a trainer for to start who showed me all the stuff and gave me a diet and sleep thing.

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You're such a creepy stalker. :razz:

 

Work gym isn't free, the one I've joined is cheaper, and I don't have to put up with people from work. Plus 24 hour access is good news when you regularly wake up between 4 and 5.

 

As for dating, that is for me to know. B)

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