Monkeys Fist 43223 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Sounds like an imbalance in your Chakras. Try a Chia seed enema with Orchid water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46185 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 I'm having Caesar salad with NO BACON FUCK YOU for tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43223 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Don't be a ponce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15742 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 I had a pie. And have just done a 10k stomp around the mean streets of Gosforth in lycra-clad glory. Clearly the salad approach is the mistake here. Fuel those calves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4240 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 6ft1 and 68kgs Doesnt really matter than I eat more than most my friends who've got 10-20 kgs on me. Looking to cross 70 and then push for 75kg, although at the rate I put on weight its not going to be easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7192 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Better to struggle putting weight on than struggle to keep it off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 I had a pie. And have just done a 10k stomp around the mean streets of Gosforth in lycra-clad glory. Clearly the salad approach is the mistake here. Fuel those calves! A pie and a chocolate croissant IN THE SAME DAY?! You go girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Went for a run on Tuesday, having cycled pretty much exclusively for a while now. Got up this morning and my legs were fucked so thought I'd go for another run to see if it loosened them up. Well it didn't. I look like a calf trying to get downstairs, and every time I get up from my desk at work, the first 100 yards is like Kevin Spacey at the end of Usual Suspects (spoiler alert). If this is worse again tomorrow, I may need to call in paralysed. Sounds like me after my first spinning class. I had to walk downstairs sideways for close to a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46185 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 I think that run yesterday might actually have helped things along today. Still sore but way better, and I think better than it would normally be on the second day after. Potentially going again in the morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22192 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 I find the hardest thing is getting out of bed the day after an intense workout. Feel like an old man some mornings, hobbling to the shower, making involuntary grunts and moans as muscles seize up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4858 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 I find the hardest thing is getting out of bed the day after an intense workout. Feel like an old man some mornings, hobbling to the shower, making involuntary grunts and moans as muscles seize up I feel like that every morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 I tried running home from work the other day (city centre to Killingworth). I've walked it loads, but can never be bothered with the logistics of running (like leaving my stuff at work overnight because it was a spur of the moment decision). It wasn't bad actually, other than being uphill pretty much all the way and having to stop after about 5 miles due to a slight foot injury from a few days before. Sense kicked in rather than my gut instinct which was to continue and make it worse. Jumped on the bus for the last mile instead. Today was the first in a long line of birthday/holiday related events over the coming weeks so I'm resigned to a few pounds gain before the end of the month. So naturally I've signed up for a 10K the first weekend in July and have done basically no actual running other than aforementioned attempt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15742 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Inclines are an absolute sod, I know my regular Parkrun is at Hilly Fields (the clue's in the name) but it's different when it's a longer run. Being a proper genius I managed to plan my run yesterday so badly that 6k to 9.5k was basically a steady draining uphill slog, after the first 3k was mostly downhill. Didn't realise when I was mapping it, only when I was in the middle of it. I thought the first part was suspiciously easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 I run round a park with amongst other things, a lake, a roman colonnade, a pyramid, a statue of Chopin and ridiculous amounts of fanny draped all over the grass. Same pollution levels as Beijing so you win some, you lose some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46185 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 That's not the jardin du Luxembourg is it? There was hundreds jogging round that place when I was there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Parc Monceau, smaller but exactly 1km around which is handy and popular with posh fanny. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parc_Monceau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46185 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Looks nice. The French don't mess about with their grandeur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43223 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Parc Monceau, smaller but exactly 1km around which is handy and popular with posh fanny. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parc_Monceau You need to amend the "Features" section. If I may be so bold as to suggest..... Today, the park has play areas for children and remains very popular with local residents and is heaving with quality minge. The site is an active free Wi-Fi area, for computer users looking for Internet access. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 That's a nice turn of phrase. 'Wall to wall Blart' would probably look a bit conspicuous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43223 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 "Plein de clunge" might confound the locals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46185 Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 (edited) 219!? Big Unit. Edited June 14, 2015 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7192 Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 I'm 6ft and 170lbs! That's s lot of crisps Ant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7192 Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 I would say I'm average build, 32 trousers, 38/40jacket. Definitely more than 10% body fat though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 I'm apparently doing as well as possible on the years worth of chemo, most people lose lots of weight, lose their appetite and strength, because it's such a difficult thing doing chemotherapy. It's nee picnic, but I've just got 3 months left. However they always insist I don't train. I don't train because I do as I'm told, I'm hungry all the time, far more than normal and they're fucking buzzing about it. Well I'm not, I got my weight done today and I'm BY FAR the heaviest I've ever been. I'm quite upset about it to be honest. All the people I've referred to as fat cunts throughout my life and the scales in the market told me I'm 17st5lbs. With me being 6ft2 and broad I can carry weight, but I've crossed the line now. The women in my life are still "Oh he carries it well though doesn't he?". It's doing my nut in. I'm going to have to start calorie counting like a woman and limiting my beer consumption too, then live in the gym from the end of November. I know I'll get rid of it, but its nee fun running down the street like Pamela Anderson in the opening credits of Baywatch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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