Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I know CT tells the odd fib but I actually believe him when he says he's short, bald and fat. Yep, absolutely no surprise if there's an accompanying 80s pornstar tash, and a car sticker of a Newcastle player pissing on a Sunderland shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3892 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I know CT tells the odd fib but I actually believe him when he says he's short, bald and fat. Yep, absolutely no surprise if there's an accompanying 80s pornstar tash, and a car sticker of a Newcastle player pissing on a Sunderland shirt. 6'2" 14 stone 4 lbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I know CT tells the odd fib but I actually believe him when he says he's short, bald and fat. Yep, absolutely no surprise if there's an accompanying 80s pornstar tash, and a car sticker of a Newcastle player pissing on a Sunderland shirt. 6'2" 14 stone 4 lbs A few pounds under that would be my optimum weight. I will be in about 4 weeks. Getting back to CT. For those of us over 6ft, have you ever had a conversation with people smaller than you, and they subconciously keep going up and down on their tip toes to accentuate their height. I bet he does that. The brother in law does it to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3892 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I know CT tells the odd fib but I actually believe him when he says he's short, bald and fat. Yep, absolutely no surprise if there's an accompanying 80s pornstar tash, and a car sticker of a Newcastle player pissing on a Sunderland shirt. 6'2" 14 stone 4 lbs A few pounds under that would be my optimum weight. I will be in about 4 weeks. Getting back to CT. For those of us over 6ft, have you ever had a conversation with people smaller than you, and they subconciously keep going up and down on their tip toes to accentuate their height. I bet he does that. The brother in law does it to me. I had a regimental sergeant major who must have been all of 5'5" did it all the time. Was funny when he reffed the boxing and tried to raise my hand at the end of the bout too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6583 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I know CT tells the odd fib but I actually believe him when he says he's short, bald and fat. I bet he is lying about the 0.5 as well. "A quick measure". Like anyone doesnt know their height. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I know CT tells the odd fib but I actually believe him when he says he's short, bald and fat. I bet he is lying about the 0.5 as well. "A quick measure". Like anyone doesnt know their height. Mmm. Maybe, I'm actually 6ft2 and a half, but I just say 6ft2, cos half an inch doesn't make much difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3892 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I know CT tells the odd fib but I actually believe him when he says he's short, bald and fat. I bet he is lying about the 0.5 as well. "A quick measure". Like anyone doesnt know their height. Mmm. Maybe, I'm actually 6ft2 and a half, but I just say 6ft2, cos half an inch doesn't make much difference. I am willing to let someone else take this lead line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I know CT tells the odd fib but I actually believe him when he says he's short, bald and fat. I bet he is lying about the 0.5 as well. "A quick measure". Like anyone doesnt know their height. Mmm. Maybe, I'm actually 6ft2 and a half, but I just say 6ft2, cos half an inch doesn't make much difference. You wouldn't like it off the end of your cock I bet, well geordie lass wouldn't I'd imagine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Haha Wacky sadly am nee John Holmes, couldn't afford losing half an inch in that regard. I've always thought of you as an Aaron Lennon type. Bet you can do 100m in 11 seconds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Statistically speaking there'll be at least three people over 20 stone regularly using this message board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 None that I know of. Although CT probably looks it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I know CT tells the odd fib but I actually believe him when he says he's short, bald and fat. 5-8 and a half isnt short. I would also use the term receeding. Fat'ish, guilty as charged. Just been looking at at BMI chart in a weight watchers brochure and it says my healthy weight should be 11 .7 so just over 3 stone overweight which is quite scary really. Like walking round carrying a six year old. Quite a spur when you see it like that. Similar chart here if you want to check yourself http://www.weightwatchers.co.uk/health/asm...weight_int.aspx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I checked mine earlier and I'm 25.87, which is just in the overweight category. Not the end of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 BMI Mass Index is a load of bollocks, tbh CT. It doesn't take into account the weight of muscle (I appreciate that may be low in your case) as fat is larger in size than muscle. Take Ricky Hatton at his peak for example. He was considered grossly obese according to the BMI Index as he's short yet weighed heavily due to muscle mass. The only true way you can find out how "fat" you are is with a body fat machine or calipers. The BMI gives an estimate without taking into account this muscle mass so basically, it's a load of fucking pony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21614 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 27.1 currently. Need to lose a stone but then I always do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 At the end of the day it's not important as long as you're happy with how you are. If you're content being a fat bastard there's nothing wrong with it. People who moan about it though, fuckin do something about it. I don't care what anyone says it's a piece of piss to lose weight, I could lose 3 stone in 3 months with a bit of dedication, anyone can, exercise and proper eating, in fact binge drink if you like it makes nee odds if you're doing the other two I find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 At the end of the day it's not important as long as you're happy with how you are. If you're content being a fat bastard there's nothing wrong with it. People who moan about it though, fuckin do something about it. I don't care what anyone says it's a piece of piss to lose weight, I could lose 3 stone in 3 months with a bit of dedication, anyone can, exercise and proper eating, in fact binge drink if you like it makes nee odds if you're doing the other two I find. The NHS beg to differ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 At the end of the day it's not important as long as you're happy with how you are. If you're content being a fat bastard there's nothing wrong with it. People who moan about it though, fuckin do something about it. I don't care what anyone says it's a piece of piss to lose weight, I could lose 3 stone in 3 months with a bit of dedication, anyone can, exercise and proper eating, in fact binge drink if you like it makes nee odds if you're doing the other two I find. The NHS beg to differ. Well the NHS must hate half of Newcastle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 BMI Mass Index is a load of bollocks, tbh CT. It doesn't take into account the weight of muscle (I appreciate that may be low in your case) as fat is larger in size than muscle. Take Ricky Hatton at his peak for example. He was considered grossly obese according to the BMI Index as he's short yet weighed heavily due to muscle mass. The only true way you can find out how "fat" you are is with a body fat machine or calipers. The BMI gives an estimate without taking into account this muscle mass so basically, it's a load of fucking pony. Tbh I dont think its a bmi thing as such, just a chart saying the healthy weight range for a particular size. For my weight it goes from about 9 something to 11-12 something which I assume allows a bit of leeway for fat v muscle etc. Regardless, at 14-5 ive fucking flown off the chart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 BMI Mass Index is a load of bollocks, tbh CT. It doesn't take into account the weight of muscle (I appreciate that may be low in your case) as fat is larger in size than muscle. Take Ricky Hatton at his peak for example. He was considered grossly obese according to the BMI Index as he's short yet weighed heavily due to muscle mass. The only true way you can find out how "fat" you are is with a body fat machine or calipers. The BMI gives an estimate without taking into account this muscle mass so basically, it's a load of fucking pony. Tbh I dont think its a bmi thing as such, just a chart saying the healthy weight range for a particular size. For my weight it goes from about 9 something to 11-12 something which I assume allows a bit of leeway for fat v muscle etc. Regardless, at 14-5 ive fucking flown off the chart! It's a load of shite anyway. It says there if I'm over 14st I'm a fat cunt. 15 and a half I'd give it, but as Mac-Toon said it's pish, and how can the same measurements be used for men and women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 The BMI thing is just a rough guide basically but I'm 25.1 according to the calculator which puts me just slightly overweight. Wouldn't mind losing a little bit of weight like, say about half a stone, but I don't feel too bad. I managed to do a bit of exercise over the Xmas which helped a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 At the end of the day it's not important as long as you're happy with how you are. If you're content being a fat bastard there's nothing wrong with it. People who moan about it though, fuckin do something about it. I don't care what anyone says it's a piece of piss to lose weight, I could lose 3 stone in 3 months with a bit of dedication, anyone can, exercise and proper eating, in fact binge drink if you like it makes nee odds if you're doing the other two I find. The NHS beg to differ. Well the NHS must hate half of Newcastle. Honestly mate, when my nana was dying in the QE 5 years ago there was someone on her ward who was about 50 clem. Used to get double dinners and kick off all the time about portion sizes. Then one day her husband arrived, all 55 stone of him. They then proceeded to kick off that he couldn't be given a free dinner. Nana, being a nana, sat up and said 'Yiz wanna geroot an dee some exercise or yiz'll gan the same way I have'. It's these fat cunts that get to 35 stone then say 'I think I should lose some weight', eh hellow mate, didn't ye think aboot that when ye were tippin 20. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 (edited) At the end of the day it's not important as long as you're happy with how you are. If you're content being a fat bastard there's nothing wrong with it. People who moan about it though, fuckin do something about it. I don't care what anyone says it's a piece of piss to lose weight, I could lose 3 stone in 3 months with a bit of dedication, anyone can, exercise and proper eating, in fact binge drink if you like it makes nee odds if you're doing the other two I find. The NHS beg to differ. Well the NHS must hate half of Newcastle. Honestly mate, when my nana was dying in the QE 5 years ago there was someone on her ward who was about 50 clem. Used to get double dinners and kick off all the time about portion sizes. Then one day her husband arrived, all 55 stone of him. They then proceeded to kick off that he couldn't be given a free dinner. Nana, being a nana, sat up and said 'Yiz wanna geroot an dee some exercise or yiz'll gan the same way I have'. It's these fat cunts that get to 35 stone then say 'I think I should lose some weight', eh hellow mate, didn't ye think aboot that when ye were tippin 20. Anyone that goes over 17st has failed*. That's a fact. I'd never go out anywhere if I was over 17st let alone 20 or 35st, you're basically quitting life at that weight Edit Unless you're 7ft 4 like Peasepud. Edited January 10, 2011 by You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 See the documentary about that plum who was 70 stone last week? Fattest man in Britain. He had a carer who was feeding him and yet they were giving him gastric band surgery. How about the carer just gives him less food? He can't get out of his bed, so unless he starts eating the mattress, that seems a better solution than wasting money on surgery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 See the documentary about that plum who was 70 stone last week? Fattest man in Britain. He had a carer who was feeding him and yet they were giving him gastric band surgery. How about the carer just gives him less food? He can't get out of his bed, so unless he starts eating the mattress, that seems a better solution than wasting money on surgery. I've seen the one that Richard Hammond presented a few years back, with the Birmingham fan who was the then britains fattest man. His 'bird' who was a fat shite aswell was piling full family sized shepherds pies into him and he supped about 25 pints and a pub sized box of crisps in one sitting. They should cull people like that once they hit 20stone and show no signs of recovering back to an acceptable weight. I sometimes get the bus into graft if the wife needs the car and there's a big kid gets on and he takes up the full two seats. He wasn;t owa impressed when loads of people had to stand up and I told him to get up so 2 could sit down and he could stand up. Bless him, I think I hit a nerve. (It was cushioned by fat though, tbf) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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