Isegrim 9798 Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Gemmill said: Proper vegans can't have pizzas either, plastic boy. They will probably just call it pitza and pretend it does taste the same. Just like vurst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: You eat out on Christmas Day? Yeah why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44934 Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 Ah nowt, just it's for bamps. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4771 Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 This honestly might be the weirdest thread on this place. On 06/10/2020 at 22:14, Andrew said: Aye but the worst I can get from that is cholera, so I see that as a win Anyway, I haven't caught cholera yet and I'm doing 3 or 4 days a week at the gym. Hardest part has been upping the amount I eat properly to sustain some weight gain. Haven't focused so much on the scales, I'm content with having to replace half of my clothes over the last 6 months, milestone in mind of being up 12kg by the anniversary of starting going, which I'm pretty well on track for. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44934 Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 Nice one. 12kg is a bunch so if you're in track that's class. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21940 Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Impressive bulk! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 12 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: @Christmas Tree Howay, CT, forget the politics and football thread, this is the one for you, Quiff will reply to your every post, Gloomy and Gemmill are in and Rayvin won't post every time but it'll be a long one when he does. Diet-T-level-tastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13883 Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Impressive bulk! That’s what your ma said when she whipped my kegs off 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4268 Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Just now, Ayatollah Hermione said: That’s what your ma said when she whipped my kegs off Short and fat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13883 Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 It’s like a draft excluder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30632 Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Incredibly floppy then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15550 Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 14 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: @Christmas Tree Howay, CT, forget the politics and football thread, this is the one for you 3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Impressive bulk! Harsh 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4268 Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: It’s like a draft excluder Think it was Plato who said “long and thin goes too far in, short and thick does the trick” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44934 Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 Did my first ever Parkrun today. I can sort of see what all the fuss is about now. Dead canny atmosphere, all the marshalls were great. I shall return. This bloke overtook me pushing his kid in a buggy, and just disappeared into the distance. That shouldn't be allowed, but other than that, a nice morning out. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15550 Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 3 hours ago, Gemmill said: Did my first ever Parkrun today. I can sort of see what all the fuss is about now. Dead canny atmosphere, all the marshalls were great. I shall return. This bloke overtook me pushing his kid in a buggy, and just disappeared into the distance. That shouldn't be allowed, but other than that, a nice morning out. Aye, sounds familiar. Did you get outsprinted by a little kid at the finish line? That's more or less guaranteed too. Apparently tripping them up is frowned upon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44934 Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 No kids in the sprint this time, but I'm sure the little fuckers will have their day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7033 Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 21 hours ago, Gemmill said: Did my first ever Parkrun today. I can sort of see what all the fuss is about now. Dead canny atmosphere, all the marshalls were great. I shall return. This bloke overtook me pushing his kid in a buggy, and just disappeared into the distance. That shouldn't be allowed, but other than that, a nice morning out. What happened to you? The old Gemmill would be seething at this forced jollity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44934 Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 20 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: What happened to you? The old Gemmill would be seething at this forced jollity Ah don't worry, I don't participate in any of the fun. They were demanding smiles and a sprint finish as I came round the final corner, and they got neither. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21940 Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 What time did you clock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44934 Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Low 29 but was just trotting around chatting with a mate. Weirdly though that was top 15 in my age group, so I'm ready to dominate the scene next time around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21940 Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Low 29 but was just trotting around chatting with a mate. Weirdly though that was top 15 in my age group, so I'm ready to dominate the scene next time around. That is pedestrian. Come back when you’re close to 25 and we’ll compare notes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44934 Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 I bet you posted your 25 when your wife still let you eat meat. You're vegan now, you wouldn't even get round the course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21940 Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 My times are boosted by turbo-charged lentil farts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30632 Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 #LifeHacks You're welcome, Gemmill. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Was the record that it’s the furthest she’s ever ran in pants filled with shit? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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