Renton 21571 Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 Charming, I mean all I've done is shown concern. Anyway, I reckon if your going down this route, bulaemia sounds like more fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 9 minutes ago, Renton said: Charming, I mean all I've done is shown concern. Anyway, I reckon if your going down this route, bulaemia sounds like more fun. aye, at least you're reminded of what a proper meal feels like, till you see it in reverse. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 11 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: aye, at least you're reminded of what a proper meal feels like, till you see it in reverse. That’s just sick, tbh. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35061 Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4747 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 9 hours ago, Gemmill said: Ah and here's fucking Club Med Luigi, the cliff walker. I hope you got your eyes pecked out by a seagull. Well, at least the lack of calories isn't affecting your mood. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11258 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 12 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: That’s just sick, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30550 Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 I've tried one diet in my life which was the 5:2 in the run up to my wedding. It worked but it wasn't easy going at times. Other than that it's been a case of try to burn more than you put in. But hearing Gemmill orgasm over this Fast 800 thing I thought I'd give it a go myself. It's genuinely a piece of piss. My dinners have been stir frys, burgers, meatballs, currys and beef stroganoff. I haven't felt hungry once, I'm at optimal keto levels and I've shifted 11lbs in the first week. The weight loss in inevitably going to slow but for anyone looking to lose a bit of gut this is the diet to try. I'm formally calling for public apologies from anyone who doubted the Great One's advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4747 Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 I've signed up for a gym for the first time in my life this week. Legitimately terrified of going for the first session. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44805 Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 1 hour ago, ewerk said: I've tried one diet in my life which was the 5:2 in the run up to my wedding. It worked but it wasn't easy going at times. Other than that it's been a case of try to burn more than you put in. But hearing Gemmill orgasm over this Fast 800 thing I thought I'd give it a go myself. It's genuinely a piece of piss. My dinners have been stir frys, burgers, meatballs, currys and beef stroganoff. I haven't felt hungry once, I'm at optimal keto levels and I've shifted 11lbs in the first week. The weight loss in inevitably going to slow but for anyone looking to lose a bit of gut this is the diet to try. I'm formally calling for public apologies from anyone who doubted the Great One's advice. Here we go, finally I get the credit I so richly deserve. I did it for 4 weeks in the end, and the last 3 to 4 days of that were the first time I started to feel quite hungry, but I think that was just cos I'd lost a lot of the weight I needed to lose. Final tally was 20.5 pounds and 4 percentage points of fat gone. I had similar to you in the first week - lost 10 and a bit pounds, so it took me another 3 weeks to lose the same again, but you don't really mind it cos it's so easy. I'm now on the normal keto diet (less than 20g of carbs per day, most calories from fat) as of yesterday, one eye on calories, but not counting them. So we'll see how this goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44805 Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Andrew said: I've signed up for a gym for the first time in my life this week. Legitimately terrified of going for the first session. Look at these New Zealand people and their safe gym visits. There'll still be faecal matter on all the equipment though. Edited October 6, 2020 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4747 Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 8 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Look at these New Zealand people and their safe gym visits. There'll still be faecal matter on all the equipment though. Aye but the worst I can get from that is cholera, so I see that as a win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44805 Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 They've got a vaccine for that already. Enjoy the gym! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4747 Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 Cheers, figured at 31 I should start actually looking after myself before any weight started sticking that I didn’t want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaaniM 0 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 for weight loss one must go on a healthy diet. Stopping to eat is not the solution, you must eat everything just in the right quantity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Thanks @VaaniM, where should I send my bank details? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21571 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 VaaniM is only trying to help man. No wonder this place is so perpetual. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35061 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 14 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Thanks @VaaniM, where should I send my bank details? It’s good they answer to ‘Sugartits’ though 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44805 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 What's the latest @ewerk my weight loss protégé? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35061 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 (edited) He’s dead. Found looking like Christopher McCandless Edited October 16, 2020 by Alex 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44805 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 It worked. Well done lads, you all played your part. This now surpasses Lukas Ramsauer as Toontastic's greatest prank. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30550 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Another few pounds off last week. Haven’t got on the scales since Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44805 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 You need to think sexier thoughts to accelerate things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44805 Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 On 21/09/2020 at 23:16, Renton said: The treatment for epilepsy, which i know about, is a complete red herring here. I've looked and i cant find any experimental evidence this diet works. Might have missed it and happy to be corrected mind.There is very good evidence fasting works though, which you've dismissed as the NHS doesn't know what its tallking about. You've also suggested the keto diet can cure type 1 diabetes which is both ridiculous amd frankly dangerous. You're clearly getting your information from some very dubious sources. The overall opinion from dieticians seems to me that this diet isnt sustainable and the long term effects aren't known but potentially dangerous. This would fit with my personal observations and with your past dieting behaviour. Dr Atkins was clinically obese when died btw. [Diet Doctor Podcast] #57 - Dr. Ian Lake #dietDoctorPodcast https://podcastaddict.com/episode/114085271 via @PodcastAddict British GP with type 1 diabetes uses keto diet to chin his type 1 diabetes. In other news, Renton gets to shut his ENTIRE FACE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44805 Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 Not cured btw. But dramatically improved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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