Howmanheyman 33163 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 CT going on about dates using Gemmill as a proxy to dream about the single life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 CT going on about dates using Gemmill as a proxy to dream about the single life. I honestly could not think of anything worse than having to date again. If me and our lass went our separate ways then I would be a very content single bloke (with the aid of pornhub). That said, if word got out I was single, there would be a queue around the block Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44848 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 David Cameron would be at the front of it. SQUEEEEEEEAL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33163 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I honestly could not think of anything worse than having to date again. If me and our lass went our separate ways then I would be a very content single bloke (with the aid of pornhub). That said, if word got out I was single, there would be a queue around the block Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Speed dating. Can you imagine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Speed dating. Can you imagine? So, hobbies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 So, hobbies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 dating in the old fashioned sense doesn't really exist now, thanks to the interweb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 David Cameron would be at the front of it. SQUEEEEEEEAL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 A few kilos heavier than I was before the weekend, thanks to Edinburgh. Apparently the "ScotDog", a hot dog topped with haggis and served with gravy, is a thing. I had to try it several times just to be sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44848 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Yeah that's what I call my knob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 I keep wondering if I should join one of these 24 hour gyms (for the same early-waking reason as Gemmill) but I've pretty much got a good routine going at a gym convenient to go to after work so I don't think I'll mess with that. It's just mildly frustrating when I want to get in sharpish on a weekend and it doesn't open until 9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Yeah that's what I call my knob. I'd have expected you to call it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Just played competitive 5 a side for the first time in about 5 years.bon the wrong end of. 5-3 loss. Fuck me, I was shit. I thought I was fit but I was breathing out my arsehole with ten minutes to go while this fat lad i was marking beat me to the ball. Clearly need a few games to regain match sharpness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Runnin about is harder than the gym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 It certainly is, if the team you're playing are organised. I played a semi competitive game last week and pissed it. Bagged a brace, loads of gas left in the tank at the end of the hour, loads of time on the ball to pick a pass etc. This week was an entirely different proposition. We didn't have any subs, it felt like I was pretty much sprinting around constantly the entire game to try and find space. Only managed one shot on target, barely saw the ball and despite all the running it felt like I was chasing shadows most of the game. Hamstrings tight today and pain in right Achilles. Creaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30595 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Guess who isn't getting invited back next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 They already did! I think they're desperate for players. They must be to ask me back after that horror show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 After my two or three year battle to go from 14 stone 7 pounds to under 12 stone, I have just stepped on the scales and weighed in at exactly 12 stone...... An hour before I have to go to an Italian restaurant for a birthday piss up Life can be cruel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 aye, right. before and after pics or it's bullshit. actually, on second thoughts, please don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42407 Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 After my two or three year battle to go from 14 stone 7 pounds to under 12 stone, I have just stepped on the scales and weighed in at exactly 12 stone...... An hour before I have to go to an Italian restaurant for a birthday piss up Life can be cruel! Well done. I'm fluctuating around 12 stone myself now, though as a metric man it's the golden 75kg barrier that I'm still striving towards. Just might leave it till after... ooh, Christmas or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Well done. I'm fluctuating around 12 stone myself now, though as a metric man it's the golden 75kg barrier that I'm still striving towards. Just might leave it till after... ooh, Christmas or so. Aye Christmas is a killer, as is a wife who has fell off the wagon and keeps bringing no no's into the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44848 Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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