catmag 337 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I was on about you. What with losing that much in a week. (Well done obviously) Plus Manc-Mag told me all about you blocking the toilet at his. He told everyone on here that and it was a bare-faced lie And no, I'm shitting perfectly normally, thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46141 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Parky's got it sussed man. He knows the crack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22188 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 there's an organic shop 5 minutes from my front door so i get to select my own over-priced and muddy vegetables. i quite enjoy a bit of cauliflower, kale, leek and white cabbage at this time of year. #middleclasstwat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46141 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I took delivery of pears, apples, kale, blood oranges, bananas, white grapes, sweet potatoes, mushrooms and free range organic eggs. Think that was it. Lobbed a bunch of them in the old nutribullet with some chia seeds, peanut butter and milk for a lunchtime smoothie. What a prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22188 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 nutribullet what a lame attempt to make something gay sound hard and masculine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46141 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 How is a blender gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22188 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 How is a blender gay? it's not in the modern world of metrosexuality. using a blender to blitz your veggies into a smoothie is fine by me - blending and drinking your veggies is a great way to consume more nutrients. but let's not kid ourselves - there are plenty of people in the world that would think of themselves as a man's man (i can think of a few on here) that would be quick to mock you for it. i suspect the manufacturers were wise to that when they went with the name "nutribullet". nutribullet ffs you have to admit it's silly name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10972 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 How is a blender gay? Dunno, but overnight bags are gay too. The creeping homosexual agenda strikes again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15742 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Blatantly some kind of anal stimulator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46141 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Dunno, but overnight bags are gay too. The creeping homosexual agenda strikes again! It was your reaction to the bag that marked you out as an absolute flamer tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46141 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 it's not in the modern world of metrosexuality. using a blender to blitz your veggies into a smoothie is fine by me - blending and drinking your veggies is a great way to consume more nutrients. but let's not kid ourselves - there are plenty of people in the world that would think of themselves as a man's man (i can think of a few on here) that would be quick to mock you for it. i suspect the manufacturers were wise to that when they went with the name "nutribullet". nutribullet ffs you have to admit it's silly name. Aye. It's mint though. I walk round my kitchen singing my version of rage against the machine's" A nutribullet in your head....... A nutribullet in your head... " Properly man the whole thing up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33931 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 CT could rightly say he stepped back and let his way of life grow on Toontastic with him watching smugly in the background nodding his head in approval. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15742 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I genuinely miss CT's contributions to the Cooking thread. It's not the same sharing my reasonably adequate culinary creations without the photographic horror of a Boldon kitchen clusterfuck to provide context. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5326 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Does seem like he's properly left us. Although I was thinking the other day, while the forum is a bit quieter at the moment, there's no one stirring up shit in the manner that Aeris, CT, DesmondTUTU, etc used to do. The closest we've come is The Fish setting CSD to ignore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14075 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I genuinely miss CT's contributions to the Cooking thread. It's not the same sharing my reasonably adequate culinary creations without the photographic horror of a Boldon kitchen clusterfuck to provide context. aye, same here. It used to make me feel a bit better about the horror shows that I make up when I'm hungover, knowing that someone was out there doing worse while stone cold sober. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22188 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I miss CT's wummery.. He wasn't a total twat like Leazesmag, who I was pleased to see the back of. More a twit, or a twerp, if you will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46141 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 A twunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15742 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 A gunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17718 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 (edited) A gunt. Thats a lady's pot belly where I'm from....the bit between her gut and her...err...you get the idea.. Edited January 22, 2015 by PaddockLad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15742 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 That's the fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22188 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 A git? Even that seems harsh. I'm going to settle on tit. ... annoying, attention seeking and tedious, but a decent enough sort ... as long as you didn't talk politics with him. Of all the wind up merchants we've had on here over the years he was probably the most harmless. And to be fair to him he didn't take himself that seriously till he jumped ship with a massive flounce. Would this place be better if he returned? Probably not. We do need so some to argue with and poke fun at though. Every board needs an uncle knobhead to keep the place moving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15742 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 A git? Even that seems harsh. I'm going to settle on tit. ... annoying, attention seeking and tedious, but a decent enough sort ... as long as you didn't talk politics with him. Of all the wind up merchants we've had on here over the years he was probably the most harmless. And to be fair to him he didn't take himself that seriously till he jumped ship with a massive flounce. Would this place be better if he returned? Probably not. We do need so some to argue with and poke fun at though. Every board needs an uncle knobhead to keep the place moving Nailed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14075 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Gemmill came up with his most creative insults as far as CT was concerned too. Really, a loss for all parties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46141 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 He was my insult muse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22188 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 He was my insult muse. what are you doing posting on here at 4.50am? not up for the day at that ungodly hour, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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